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Post by jkazoolien on May 11, 2010 19:36:29 GMT -5
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Post by Weirdo Writer on May 11, 2010 22:23:48 GMT -5
Every time the producers of Sesame Street increase their already excessive focus on Elmo, God kills a kitten. Please, think of the kittens.
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Post by The Mad Plumber on May 12, 2010 0:15:45 GMT -5
Well, my loyal readers, it is time for me to review yet another of Sesame Street's insipid children's books, Imagine A Million Kittens for Elmo. Clearly, this title is resorting to the lowest common denominator and happens to feature the franchise's most irritating character as the protagonist. I will not be manipulated by these cheap tricks, ladies and gentlemen. It is my mission to deliver a searing review of this tripe and give the publisher something to think about. So, let's begin this hostile review by opening the book and checking out the first page ... Daaaaaaahhhhh!!! Oh, look at the cute little kitty! Oh, I can't stay mad at you!
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Post by jkazoolien on May 12, 2010 10:24:13 GMT -5
In this quasi-sequel to "Willard", Crispin Glover is able to control cats and uses them to take down Elmo once and for all!
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Post by Bart Fargo on May 29, 2010 1:47:33 GMT -5
That's right Elmo! You gotta clean out 550,000 litter boxes every day!
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