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Post by Trumpy Dumpy's Salvation Army on Sept 11, 2008 22:23:26 GMT -5
TS69,
I've met this chick. She kind of short and doesn't have that much meat on her bones, but that's ok with me. Everything was cool at first, but over the past couple days things have started to change. Like yesterday she was sitting around with her girlfriends, cackling like a bunch of hens, and I know they were talking bad about me. I tried to confront her about it, but she just gave me a blank look and went back to eating her corn. Now she acts like she's mad at me! She won't even talk to me! She has no reason to be mad! Well, every time she kisses me I tell her she has chicken lips, but I know she knows that's in good fun. And now, her ex-boyfriend shows up at my window at dawn every morning and wakes me up! She does make me eggs every morning, but I don't know if I want her around anymore. How do I tell her to cluck off?
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Post by Mitchell on Sept 11, 2008 22:30:01 GMT -5
Getting rid of an unwanted chicken is easy. Chop off its head.
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Post by Trumpy Dumpy's Salvation Army on Sept 11, 2008 22:42:35 GMT -5
Great idea. Shall I make gumbo?
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Sept 11, 2008 22:45:42 GMT -5
Getting rid of an unwanted chicken is easy. Chop off its head. I read that as advice about "children" at first.
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Post by Don Quixote on Sept 11, 2008 23:16:14 GMT -5
Great idea. Shall I make gumbo? Make chicken smoothies.
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Post by Trumpy Dumpy's Salvation Army on Sept 12, 2008 0:04:04 GMT -5
I just now saw that. Now that I know "it blends"... chicken smoothies for everyone! Getting rid of an unwanted chicken is easy. Chop off its head. I read that as advice about "children" at first. It applies just as well.
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Post by Don Quixote on Sept 12, 2008 20:24:44 GMT -5
Oh man, my smoothie has a beak in it!
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Post by Trumpy Dumpy's Salvation Army on Sept 13, 2008 10:30:54 GMT -5
You're welcome!
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Post by CBG on Sept 13, 2008 11:10:10 GMT -5
Oh man, my smoothie has a beak in it! Fiber.
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Post by (busdrivertohell) on Sept 14, 2008 14:18:55 GMT -5
As long as he uses CH's bathroom and not mine.
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Post by CBG on Sept 14, 2008 19:37:46 GMT -5
That was totaled the last time CH went outta town.
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Post by Mitchell on Sept 14, 2008 21:24:23 GMT -5
I like my bathrooms spic-and-span. "Totaled" does not sound enjoyable.
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Post by Crowfan on Sept 15, 2008 19:38:59 GMT -5
That was totaled the last time CH went outta town. Brett did it, not me.
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Post by Don Quixote on Sept 16, 2008 9:50:52 GMT -5
I freakin' totaled your bathroom.
I'll get you a new toilet, I promise.
Well, I'm sorry you have to poop at work now, but pulling porcelain shards out of my ass was no picnic either!
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Sept 16, 2008 10:26:27 GMT -5
I upper-decked your entire house.
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