"Hey guys I work for the government and I can tell you straight up those planes were holograms. They weren't even good holograms. Also the buildings were made of C4 and Dick Cheney hit the detonator button with his ballsack. So if you want to blame someone, blame Osama Bin Laden for selling us the C4 and blame Tupac for the holograms." AAAaaaaaand *click* POST!
I haven't watched since several years ago, but those wrestling botch videos are hillarious. There are a few, updated versions from the ones last year. I like watching at the backyard movies when I'm bored (Caution: People flirting with Darwin and coming dangerously close to crippling themselves)...
This one goes out to a man who recognizes great ad when he sees one, DQ.
"I mean, what is it with you? What made you what you are? Girlfriend killed by the mob maybe? Brother carved up by some mugger? Something like that, I bet. Something like that happened to me ya know. I...I'm not exactly sure what it was. Sometime I remember it one way, sometime another... If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice, HA HA HA!" -The Joker- "The Killing Joke"