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Post by Phantom Engineer on Sept 27, 2010 18:03:23 GMT -5
...wait, we're supposed to be doing joke answers Really? When do they get funny? |
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Post by Mitchell on Sept 27, 2010 18:06:24 GMT -5
You've been here seven years. Have you laughed yet?
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Sept 27, 2010 18:47:20 GMT -5
Not outside, but inside he has the jollitude of three Santas.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Sept 27, 2010 19:50:54 GMT -5
You've been here seven years. Have you laughed yet? I laugh at you all the time Mitch. However I am laughing at you, not with you. But that's better than nothing, isn't it? |
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Post by Mitchell on Sept 27, 2010 20:46:13 GMT -5
It's more than Dane Cook gets.
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Post by (busdrivertohell) on Sept 27, 2010 20:57:15 GMT -5
That's because it's too easy to be like Dane Cook. All you need to do is spout off a bunch of nonsense, repeat it a couple times, add the word 'Freakin', steal someone's material, and look like you're having a walking seizure on stage. Essentially, he's like Sloane, with a better agent.
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Post by Don Quixote on Sept 27, 2010 21:26:53 GMT -5
He's NOTHING like Sloane! Where are all the references to severe anal trauma, scat fetish, alcoholism, loneliness, depression, and travelogues?
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Post by mccloud on Sept 27, 2010 21:38:26 GMT -5
I'm in a state of indecision.
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Post by siamesesin on Sept 27, 2010 22:01:16 GMT -5
Where are all the references to severe anal trauma, scat fetish, alcoholism, loneliness, depression, and travelogues? My rap sheet? |
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Post by Mitchell on Sept 27, 2010 22:37:31 GMT -5
Or Hobo murder! Women in pits! Wild accusations about Phantom's age or the depths of Mummi's depravity! Thinly veiled masturbatory double entendres! Asinine nonsense that sounded hilarious when hopped up on goofballs but on a second reading sound lame!
AND ALL-CAPS BAGPIPE DIATRIBES!
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Post by siamesesin on Sept 28, 2010 7:47:04 GMT -5
Or Hobo murder! Women in pits! Wild accusations about Phantom's age or the depths of Mummi's depravity! Thinly veiled masturbatory double entendres! Asinine nonsense that sounded hilarious when hopped up on goofballs but on a second reading sound lame! AND ALL-CAPS BAGPIPE DIATRIBES! Ah yes. Tuesdays. |
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Sept 28, 2010 8:19:35 GMT -5
Or Hobo murder! Women in pits! Wild accusations about Phantom's age or the depths of Mummi's depravity! Thinly veiled masturbatory double entendres! Asinine nonsense that sounded hilarious when hopped up on goofballs but on a second reading sound lame! AND ALL-CAPS BAGPIPE DIATRIBES! Ah yes. Tuesdays. There's an awkward, unfunny Garfield reference/joke in there somewhere, but it's not funny enough to point out. |
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Post by siamesesin on Sept 28, 2010 10:31:39 GMT -5
There's an awkward, unfunny Garfield reference/joke in there somewhere, but it's not funny enough to point out. Too late, dipshit. You already did. I swear, sometimes I hate Tuesdays. |
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Sept 28, 2010 12:41:37 GMT -5
Nice new sig, by the way.
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Post by mccloud on Sept 28, 2010 17:45:58 GMT -5
Thigh Manhandler!!!
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