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Post by Ratso on Dec 30, 2010 18:14:44 GMT -5
I bet he doesn't stick around. Night is too busy doing college things like walking hot chicks around on on leashes and feeding his enemies genitals to velociraptors.
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Post by Ratso on Dec 30, 2010 18:17:54 GMT -5
can fellate an angry, diseased buffalo, for all I care, though. I wanted to do that for my yearbook picture but as soon as I walked into the school naked with a buffalo people lost their sh** and I couldn't do it. People don't respect the arts anymore... at least the buffalo was delicious.
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Post by Don Quixote on Dec 30, 2010 23:04:49 GMT -5
Was it well-hung?
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Post by Ratso on Dec 31, 2010 0:59:59 GMT -5
It was bigger than my left leg!
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Post by siamesesin on Dec 31, 2010 9:26:24 GMT -5
I don't buy it.
I can never get farther than the toes that way, so you're only option would be popsicle method, and buffalos are too ticklish.
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Post by Crowfan on Dec 31, 2010 9:51:26 GMT -5
I'm not gonna ask how you know that.
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Post by siamesesin on Dec 31, 2010 11:08:50 GMT -5
That buffalo are ticklish? Same as cows, actually. Scratch behind one's ears or on it's nose. Sometimes they'll make funny noises and toss their head (but have your arm out of the way because they could break it when they do that).
Why, what were you thinking?
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Post by mccloud on Dec 31, 2010 11:19:52 GMT -5
Now I really want to tickle a buffalo.
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Post by siamesesin on Dec 31, 2010 14:00:47 GMT -5
Now I really want to tickle a buffalo. Swear to the heavens, it sometimes sounds like they're giggling. I have a lot of experience amusing ungulates.
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Dec 31, 2010 17:56:07 GMT -5
Next up: kangaroos. Are they ticklish? Or will they box you to death before you can find out?
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Post by GodoHell on Dec 31, 2010 18:55:57 GMT -5
Now I really want to tickle a buffalo. Swear to the heavens, it sometimes sounds like they're giggling. I have a lot of experience amusing ungulates. Nearly 5 hours later, and Mitch hasn't shown up from the bathroom to post a TJ joke.
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Post by Mitchell on Dec 31, 2010 21:09:35 GMT -5
I've been on the road with a Foadly Cotlod inserted in my taint to prevent leakage.
I'll get back to the thunder box shortly.
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Post by Crowfan on Jan 1, 2011 10:14:02 GMT -5
That buffalo are ticklish? Same as cows, actually. Scratch behind one's ears or on it's nose. Sometimes they'll make funny noises and toss their head (but have your arm out of the way because they could break it when they do that). Why, what were you thinking? You really don't want to know what I was thinking.......
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Post by CBG on Jan 5, 2011 16:00:04 GMT -5
I suppose now that night is back, someone needs go to find chem and that one other person... Didn't chem pop back once a few years ago? I'm too lazy to go look. And I miss Ator. And CFF. And yousonuva. Ro-Matt can fellate an angry, diseased buffalo, for all I care, though. Don't forget about yer buddy, DarkCrow.
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