Lab Rat is the most recent edition to my long and hit or missingly impressive list of talents and experiences. It refers to the fact that I recently signed up for a series of studies and experiments in the Boston, Mass area for cash.
One such experiment is a study of the brain whereby I will be given an MRI or two, complete with pictures of my brain to share with friends or family.
It proves a point I've tried to make all my life but that no one would believe. That in order to get into MIT, I would really have to offer myself up as a test subject. And lo and behold, MIT is where the study takes place.
But hey, I get four hundred dollars for it, so, go team me. Thousands of students down the years have paid millions of dollars to taste a mouthful of the fountain of knowledge that MIT boasts. But they had to pay me to come.