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Post by Crowfan on Jul 2, 2011 12:58:26 GMT -5
Okay, I know the History Channel has been warning about the end coming in 2012, but even if you don't believe them, I present as a case the the Apocalypse is coming very soon, is THE SMURFS MOVIE is coming to theaters July 29. In 3-D, no less.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jul 2, 2011 18:34:20 GMT -5
I don't want to live in this world anymore.
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Post by Don Quixote on Jul 2, 2011 20:33:43 GMT -5
I don't want to live in this world anymore. "You know, it's funny." "What's funny?" "Nobody else wants him to either!" "DOH, HO HO HO HO HO HO HO!"
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Post by Crowfan on Jul 3, 2011 16:06:00 GMT -5
I don't want to live in this world anymore. Guess you won't be helping with the bomb shelter then.
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Post by Mitchell on Jul 3, 2011 22:01:39 GMT -5
You could use his remains as a blast door. But where would you put the hinges?
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Post by Ratso on Jul 6, 2011 22:31:47 GMT -5
I don't know what Crowfan's talking about the Smurf movie looks freaking awesome.
Midnight showing bitches!
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Post by Mitchell on Jul 7, 2011 5:14:54 GMT -5
Papa Smurf's junk in 3D does have me a bit alarmed. I can see where you'd line up for that, though.
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Post by siamesesin on Jul 7, 2011 8:22:10 GMT -5
I used to have a Smurf pop-up village playset. You know, the puzzle-style where the pieces sat upright on those little plastic crosses. I was constantly cutting myself on those stupid things.
In case you're wondering, yes, the village was the victim of a massive fire bombing and the Smurfs died tragically when the Sectaurs attacked and carried off Smurfette as a breeding slave.
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Post by Mitchell on Jul 7, 2011 11:30:49 GMT -5
Are there any surviving transcripts of your old parent-teacher conferences?
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Post by siamesesin on Jul 7, 2011 13:58:46 GMT -5
Are there any surviving transcripts of your old parent-teacher conferences? Of course not. Court records are sealed for juveniles.
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Post by Don Quixote on Jul 10, 2011 20:48:11 GMT -5
Depends on the offense, the age of the child, and a few other factors. I think records can be ordered public by a judge too.
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Post by siamesesin on Jul 11, 2011 7:49:39 GMT -5
I was four and I needed the money. And I didn't threaten the judge, no matter what he says.
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Post by Crowfan on Jul 11, 2011 8:19:11 GMT -5
Are there any surviving transcripts of your old parent-teacher conferences? are any of her teachers still alive to tell the tale?
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Post by High-Priest Xeno on Jul 11, 2011 8:35:19 GMT -5
Okay, I know the History Channel has been warning about the end coming in 2012, but even if you don't believe them, I present as a case the the Apocalypse is coming very soon, is THE SMURFS MOVIE is coming to theaters July 29. In 3-D, no less.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Jul 11, 2011 23:52:51 GMT -5
Stuff like that hardly counts as Armageddon anymore, does it? I mean: Alvin and the Chipmunks, Yogi Bear, etc. This is just the random background noise of 21st century life. The Endtimes will be signified by something much more disturbing, like Pope Gallagher or Senator Edward Cullen.
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