"How does it feel now that I've kicked your sorry butt on MW3 again, Billy? No really, stop guzzling that soda down your loser throat and tell me. Here, I'll take time out of my eating to savor this moment. I want your defeat to wash over me like sweet summer rain. This can only be more satisfying than any gluttonous feast. Tell me clearly and concisely how I pwned you again in this game on this planet that I dominate you everyday on."