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Post by Mitchell on Sept 7, 2011 20:31:25 GMT -5
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Post by Ratso on Sept 7, 2011 21:50:52 GMT -5
This is exactly how I want to go out.
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Post by phoenix on Sept 7, 2011 22:27:35 GMT -5
Are we to be surprised,Ratso? Will you settle for mildly amused but mostly jealous?
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Post by Torgo on Sept 8, 2011 0:03:21 GMT -5
Where is this self writing punchline of yours, Mitch?
I wish to see it with my own eyes.
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Post by TheNewMads on Sept 8, 2011 9:10:14 GMT -5
Where is this self writing punchline of yours, Mitch? maybe "Playboy twins wear glorified fishing nets"?
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Sept 8, 2011 9:25:31 GMT -5
Where is this self writing punchline of yours, Mitch? I wish to see it with my own eyes. Brett Cummings? Come on... Or is this just your own prurient desire for first-person voyeurism of said incident?
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Post by TheNewMads on Sept 8, 2011 10:18:30 GMT -5
seriously, this story is some weirdo tarantino stuff.
my two favorite moments are, they didn't know what drugs they were snorting, but they knew they were snorting them. and the other is, "Brett will not be delivering the weather tonight." because, you know, since his sordid hottub gay sex and dog-collar drug-addled threesome went south and led to an apparent autoerotic asphyxiation, he's feeling a bit out of sorts. where are the embarrassed denials? where's the desperate obfuscation of, oh, i was just bringing over a cup of sugar, all neighborly like, and then i somehow slipped and fell out of my pants and into a jacuzzi with another man? it's just, yeah, i was speedballing, boozing and gaybanging, just like every respectable weatherman does every week, but this time it went wrong and lives were lost and now i'm somewhat bummed.
more importantly, where are the criminal charges? last i checked, snorting illegal drugs is, well, illegal. exactly how well connected are weathermen in the law enforcement community? is it a coincidence this all happened in little rock? were those bill clinton conspiracy theorists i kept hearing about in the 90s right all along?
i have to sort through all that before i can even start to think about this "cummings" pun.
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Post by TheNewMads on Sept 8, 2011 11:28:31 GMT -5
i hasten to add, so i don't look like the homophobic dooshes commenting on this story at the link, it's not the gay aspect of this that gets me going hmm, it's the every other aspect of it. but i'm not sure how to even talk about the story without throwing that in there.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Sept 8, 2011 11:36:06 GMT -5
my two favorite moments are, they didn't know what drugs they were snorting, but they knew they were snorting them. and the other is, "Brett will not be delivering the weather tonight." because, you know, since his sordid hottub gay sex and dog-collar drug-addled threesome went south and led to an apparent autoerotic asphyxiation, he's feeling a bit out of sorts. where are the embarrassed denials? where's the desperate obfuscation of, oh, i was just bringing over a cup of sugar, all neighborly like, and then i somehow slipped and fell out of my pants and into a jacuzzi with another man? it's just, yeah, i was speedballing, boozing and gaybanging, just like every respectable weatherman does every week, but this time it went wrong and lives were lost and now i'm somewhat bummed. When you put it that way, his reaction just seems refreshingly honest.
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Post by TheNewMads on Sept 8, 2011 11:50:39 GMT -5
my two favorite moments are, they didn't know what drugs they were snorting, but they knew they were snorting them. and the other is, "Brett will not be delivering the weather tonight." because, you know, since his sordid hottub gay sex and dog-collar drug-addled threesome went south and led to an apparent autoerotic asphyxiation, he's feeling a bit out of sorts. where are the embarrassed denials? where's the desperate obfuscation of, oh, i was just bringing over a cup of sugar, all neighborly like, and then i somehow slipped and fell out of my pants and into a jacuzzi with another man? it's just, yeah, i was speedballing, boozing and gaybanging, just like every respectable weatherman does every week, but this time it went wrong and lives were lost and now i'm somewhat bummed. When you put it that way, his reaction just seems refreshingly honest. that's a good point. on the other hand, as i look over the story again, it's the station saying he's not going to do the weather report because he's "mourning the loss of his friend." they may just be relaying his words, or they may be keeping their powder dry while they get ready to fire him/arrest him/etc., which would be sad if this is really just as much a death-by-misadventure as it seems. i would love it if he came back on in a couple days and was all, "yeah, so you probably heard i was druggin' and gangbangin' S&M style and as always, it's awesome till somebody DIES. don't be like me, kids. use your schedule V narcotics responsibly, and wear a rubber for all your multiple-partner casual sex. and now, the five-day forecast..."
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Post by TheNewMads on Sept 8, 2011 11:52:19 GMT -5
sorry about "powder dry."
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Sept 8, 2011 12:02:16 GMT -5
I imagine something like that is probably career-ending for someone in any local TV market. The station's comment just seemed like a way to white-wash saying "Yeah, he's done here."
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Post by Mitchell on Sept 8, 2011 12:43:54 GMT -5
I love this thread already.
And TotG I guess I could make a crack that the dead guy's name was Deaney.
Well back to "gaybanging and speedballing" for me.
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Post by TheNewMads on Sept 8, 2011 14:47:20 GMT -5
Well back to "gaybanging and speedballing" for me. yeah, me too, i find if i stay away too long i start losing the tight fit on my dog collar.
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Post by Ratso on Sept 8, 2011 16:36:11 GMT -5
I imagine something like that is probably career-ending for someone in any local TV market. The station's comment just seemed like a way to white-wash saying "Yeah, he's done here." You think their ratings would go up after this. And now for the weather... "Hey Brett who you gonna be found with today?"
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