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Post by Mitchell on Sept 24, 2011 8:21:26 GMT -5
Trade items accepted. Like Gary Busey's adenoidal gland or Zac Braff's duodenum. Great, so now I'm picturing Mumms with a nightstand full of intestinal sleeves from the cast of Scrubs that he uses to line his Fleshlight.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Sept 24, 2011 8:25:21 GMT -5
Why would I need a Fleshlight if I have the intestines? Waste not...
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Post by Mitchell on Sept 24, 2011 10:27:05 GMT -5
It's a world-famous Mitchell Pick-Your-Own-Retort post!
Your selections are:
1) Because intestines have no structural strength so they cannot adequately buttress your sagging rectum
2) Because the Fleshlight VIBRATES, DUH
3) Because the intestines line the inside of the Fleshlight's cavity, reducing the jack diameter to that which will actually fit your Little Mummi.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Sept 24, 2011 11:19:23 GMT -5
2) Because the Fleshlight VIBRATES, DUH I can only get it up when I'm detoxing, and I've got the shakes, then, anyway...so, again, not really practical for me.
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Post by siamesesin on Sept 24, 2011 14:07:46 GMT -5
Little Mummi, by Hasbro.
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Post by Don Quixote on Sept 24, 2011 15:28:12 GMT -5
Trade items accepted. Like Gary Busey's adenoidal gland or Zac Braff's duodenum. I have a pillowcase full of David Hasslehoff's pubes. Is that an acceptable trade?
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Post by Crowfan on Sept 24, 2011 15:44:43 GMT -5
If you buy it for your kids, you totally hate them.
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Post by Mitchell on Sept 24, 2011 18:44:06 GMT -5
Trade items accepted. Like Gary Busey's adenoidal gland or Zac Braff's duodenum. I have a pillowcase full of David Hasslehoff's pubes. Is that an acceptable trade? I can imagine that when you cut the pillowcase on a bias, the color changes from rich, luxuriant chestnut brown to faded silver, as it must have taken you years to stuff that pillowcase. It's like how scientists examine antarctic ice core samples, except without the unmistakable stench of onions and gruyere cheese.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Sept 24, 2011 19:54:00 GMT -5
I have a pillowcase full of David Hasslehoff's pubes. Is that an acceptable trade? I can imagine that when you cut the pillowcase on a bias, the color changes from rich, luxuriant chestnut brown to faded silver, as it must have taken you years to stuff that pillowcase. It's like how scientists examine antarctic ice core samples, except without the unmistakable stench of onions and gruyere cheese. Sloane exists for posts like this. You, sir, are a treasure.
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Post by TheNewMads on Sept 26, 2011 6:47:50 GMT -5
Well, those quad-interracial midget [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [DELETED BY MUMMIFIEDSTALIN BECAUSE HETERO KILLS HIS ERECTION] videos are sometimes hard to find. you're not supposed to say "midget." it's offensive to midgets.
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Post by Mitchell on Sept 26, 2011 15:50:25 GMT -5
Next thing you'll be telling me is that the government will come and get me if I use the word . . .
+++CARRIER LOST+++
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Post by TheNewMads on Sept 26, 2011 17:21:14 GMT -5
well, i hope this will serve as an example to the rest of you.
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Post by Don Quixote on Sept 26, 2011 21:12:05 GMT -5
Good thing I don't ever learn my lesson.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Sept 26, 2011 22:10:19 GMT -5
well, i hope this will serve as an example to the rest of you. What, exactly? That the government is composed primarily of midgets with incredible control of internet connectivity who troll message boards looking to be offended?
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Post by TheNewMads on Sept 26, 2011 23:46:35 GMT -5
apropos of, um, very little...
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