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Post by siamesesin on Oct 3, 2011 17:24:03 GMT -5
At least as her callouses get bigger, the prices get smaller. Not hardly. Tighter space. You pay more. Do you know nothing of how this works?
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Post by Don Quixote on Oct 3, 2011 20:38:11 GMT -5
With enough callouses, it'll be like masturbating with sandpaper. Which anyone can do with a quick visit to the hardware store. You don't want to be replaced by a hardware store, do you?
Vote Don Quixote for Assembly.
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Post by Mitchell on Oct 4, 2011 11:02:00 GMT -5
At least as her callouses get bigger, the prices get smaller. Not hardly. Tighter space. You pay more. Do you know nothing of how this works? Is that why you're handing out coupons? BA DUM BUMP
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Oct 4, 2011 14:16:01 GMT -5
Witness now the fourth page diversion, in which two side comments have joined together to be a running joke on the planes. The conversation from this point forward will feature two forms of strides: those attempting to discuss the original topic, and those who want to get another word in on the running joke.
These two strides will continue in an errant, loping run. However, whether this run will be enough to outpace the likely demonstration of Godwin's Law has yet to be seen.
Next, we have a herd of gazelle, trying to simultaneously drink water and keep an eye on the horizon. The approaching hyenas may have their work cut out for them...
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Post by Ratso on Oct 4, 2011 14:19:25 GMT -5
There is no way this thread will get to 30 pages...
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Oct 4, 2011 14:25:42 GMT -5
BLASPHEMER!
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Post by Ratso on Oct 4, 2011 14:30:03 GMT -5
This thread will die within the next three pages.
So speaks THREAD-DONG! The God of Message Boards.
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Oct 4, 2011 15:03:43 GMT -5
...the god of message boards is named Thread-Dong?
I intend to defy the will of this "god" on general principle.
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Post by Mitchell on Oct 4, 2011 17:04:36 GMT -5
Couldn't you guys stay out of the absinthe until the leaves turned colors at least?
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Post by Don Quixote on Oct 4, 2011 19:08:44 GMT -5
This thread is now about itchy testicles. SO SAYETH THREADNARLATHOTEP, OLD ONE OF MESSAGE BOARDS.
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Post by Mitchell on Oct 4, 2011 19:38:13 GMT -5
I hereby declare DQ's balls to be the spawn of Cthulhu.
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Post by Don Quixote on Oct 4, 2011 20:09:49 GMT -5
Why don't my nuts have more magic powers, then?
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Post by Crowfan on Oct 4, 2011 20:30:57 GMT -5
Itching isn't a magic power.
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Post by Torgo on Oct 4, 2011 22:58:16 GMT -5
This thread will die within the next three pages. So speaks THREAD-DONG! The God of Message Boards. Dread-Thong would be a much cooler name.
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Post by siamesesin on Oct 4, 2011 23:22:30 GMT -5
This thread will die within the next three pages. So speaks THREAD-DONG! The God of Message Boards. Dread-Thong would be a much cooler name. True, but it kind of makes "The fish is ready" a much dirtier line.
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