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Post by Afgncaap5 on Oct 4, 2011 14:24:16 GMT -5
Well, guys, it's time for the Poobahs to consolidate our power yet again. The stars are right, the Oblivion Machine is primed, and the bake sale has concluded. That means it's time for the virgin sacrifice that keeps us in power.
We're still not sure what method of sacrifice we'll be using this year. The Altar of Bones has been used more than any other method since this forum got started, and it has a certain elegant simplicity to it...tie him/her to the altar, use a knife, break for coffee and brownies. However, I'm personally pulling for a Volcano Drop again this year...we've only done it once due to the plane ticket cost involved in going to Hawaii (they have the best volcanoes) but since one of those tickets won't be round trip I'm hoping we might have enough from the bake sale to do it again. Other methods are, of course, still on the table.
Now, the awkward part of the conversation that no one likes to bring up: selecting a virgin. As always, we'd prefer it if someone would just volunteer for once, it saves us the awkward trouble of having to hold a "random" lottery. And I know some year every guy asks "Why doesn't one of the Poobahs volunteer?" and I understand the resentment, I really do; but that's not how it works.
Anyway, I hope everyone's as excited as I am for the sacrifice. I got a new robe for it. It's red and green.
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Post by Crowfan on Oct 4, 2011 14:25:50 GMT -5
Can I volunteer DQ?
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Oct 4, 2011 14:27:03 GMT -5
You can put in a request that DQ volunteer himself, but only the Modmin are capable of enforcing a non-voluntary volunteer for the annual virgin sacrifice.
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Post by Ratso on Oct 4, 2011 14:27:54 GMT -5
I volunteer mrcleveland.
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Post by Crowfan on Oct 4, 2011 14:33:03 GMT -5
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Oct 4, 2011 15:59:46 GMT -5
Word through the grapevine is that the gods are sick of virgins and want an unrepentant slut (of either gender) this year. That may change things.
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Post by siamesesin on Oct 4, 2011 16:55:49 GMT -5
Word through the grapevine is that the gods are sick of virgins and want an unrepentant slut (of either gender) this year. That may change things. I'm busy. You do it.
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Post by Mitchell on Oct 4, 2011 17:06:06 GMT -5
Word through the grapevine is that the gods are sick of virgins and want an unrepentant slut (of either gender) this year. That may change things. well, then, you're screwed.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Oct 4, 2011 17:16:36 GMT -5
Word through the grapevine is that the gods are sick of virgins and want an unrepentant slut (of either gender) this year. That may change things. well, then, you're screwed. So is that an insult about me being a slut, a witticism, or is the website screwed because we don't have anyone on here who gets it enough to count as a slut?
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Post by Crowfan on Oct 4, 2011 18:28:38 GMT -5
I'd screw the web site.
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Post by Don Quixote on Oct 4, 2011 19:15:56 GMT -5
As though I'd help the MODMINATTI in their evil quest to subjugate the good people of Sloane!
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Post by Crowfan on Oct 4, 2011 19:28:26 GMT -5
There aren't any good people in Sloane.
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Post by Mitchell on Oct 4, 2011 19:35:41 GMT -5
There aren't any good people in Sloane. All the good people are in Gypsy's Games, where the real humor is. well, then, you're screwed. So is that an insult about me being a slut, a witticism, or is the website screwed because we don't have anyone on here who gets it enough to count as a slut? I think it's quaint that you put more thought into my posts than I do.
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Post by siamesesin on Oct 4, 2011 20:35:11 GMT -5
I think it's quaint that you put more thought into my posts than I do. I think it's worrisome. He's going to be wearing a suit made of your insidey parts some day.
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Post by Crowfan on Oct 4, 2011 20:36:45 GMT -5
With a nice chiante.
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