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Post by Mitchell on Oct 14, 2011 19:39:20 GMT -5
I have my apocalypse kit right here: 24-pack of AA batteries Five tubes of KY jelly one can of Crisco dental floss safety goggles amyl nitrate one pack of Dentyne one "tennis elbow" brace You forgot the beer. I plan on traveling light during the apocalypse. Only the true essentials.
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Post by siamesesin on Oct 14, 2011 19:58:57 GMT -5
I have my apocalypse kit right here: 24-pack of AA batteries Five tubes of KY jelly one can of Crisco dental floss safety goggles amyl nitrate one pack of Dentyne one "tennis elbow" brace I refuse to go for the softball on this one. Far too easy. And apparently so is Mummi. Oh, I blew it.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Oct 14, 2011 20:43:59 GMT -5
Gaping, wet, and ready.
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Post by Mitchell on Oct 14, 2011 21:54:06 GMT -5
DQ is standing by to fill your goat with easy cheese.
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Post by Don Quixote on Oct 15, 2011 14:45:34 GMT -5
Red Throb standing by!
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Post by Ratso on Oct 18, 2011 20:31:12 GMT -5
The world is not going to end.
Randy Savage will save us again.
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Post by Mitchell on Oct 19, 2011 13:43:48 GMT -5
Did you reanimate him with rancid Slim Jims again?
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Oct 19, 2011 18:06:36 GMT -5
Did you reanimate him with rancid Slim Jims again? Heh. Dr. Frankenstein ran out of corpses and just used whatever vaguely biological material was lying around? Gives a whole new meaning to "Slip into a Slim Jim!"
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Post by siamesesin on Oct 19, 2011 20:12:14 GMT -5
Gives a whole new meaning to "Slip into a Slim Jim!" It's "snap". I nearly snorted a bit of chip out of my nose laughing. Well done, Doctor Bitches.
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Post by Don Quixote on Oct 19, 2011 22:34:22 GMT -5
Mumms likes to slip into slim jim's, if you know what I mean.
I mean, of course, Slim Jim's Gay Bar and Gay Grill, in downtown Mummiland.
My jokes suck.
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Post by Shane on Oct 22, 2011 18:53:08 GMT -5
This thread is popular reading in hell.
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Post by Don Quixote on Oct 22, 2011 19:39:09 GMT -5
This thread has given me diarrhea.
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Post by siamesesin on Oct 22, 2011 20:32:55 GMT -5
This thread is popular reading in hell. Must be. We're all here, so quite predicatably none of us were Raptured.
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Post by Don Quixote on Oct 23, 2011 11:09:49 GMT -5
This thread is popular reading in hell. Must be. We're all here, so quite predicatably none of us were Raptured. What, that was supposed to happen again? I expect God to run a full retraction in next week's Boston Globe.
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Post by Mitchell on Oct 23, 2011 22:18:35 GMT -5
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