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Post by jkazoolien on Aug 15, 2012 18:32:41 GMT -5
The Farrelly Brothers: Is that hair gel on my burger?
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Post by Wide_Awake_Nightmare on Sept 6, 2012 7:28:46 GMT -5
Friedrich Nietzsche- "That hamburger which does not kill us makes us stronger."
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Post by jkazoolien on Sept 8, 2012 0:09:59 GMT -5
Paul Greengrass: It might be a good burger, if you could get a look at it, as he keeps violently jerking the plate around.
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Post by The Mad Plumber on Dec 13, 2012 2:30:44 GMT -5
Arnold Schwarzenegger: His secret ingredient ...
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jan 24, 2013 11:38:32 GMT -5
Godzilla burgers: a bit radioactive, but big. Real big.
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Post by jkazoolien on Jun 4, 2013 12:17:09 GMT -5
Charles Burnett: Once you realize how much time and effort went into making said burger, you feel too guilty to eat it.
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Post by The Mad Plumber on Jul 7, 2013 2:26:01 GMT -5
Kevin Bacon: It's always a Bacon Cheeseburger.
Is it something I said?
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Post by jkazoolien on Jul 7, 2013 12:13:36 GMT -5
Christian Bale: "I'LL KICK YOUR flapjacksIN' ARSE! I WANT YOU OUT OF MY flapjacksIN' KITCHEN, YOU PRICK!..NO, DON'T JUST BE SORRY! THINK FOR ONE flapjacksIN' SECOND! WHAT THE flapjacks ARE YOU DOING? ARE YOU PROFESSIONAL OR NOT?...DO I flapjacksIN' WALK AROUND AND EAT YOUR...NO, SHUT THE flapjacks UP, COOKIE! DO I WALK...NO! NNNO! DON'T SHUT ME UP!...AM I GONNA WALK AROUND AND EAT YOUR flapjacksING CHEESEBURGER? IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR LUNCH BREAK? THEN WHY THE flapjacks ARE YOU EATING THAT NOW? OH, DAH-DAH, DAH-DAH, RIGHT IN THE DOORWAY OF THE KITCHEN! WHAT THE flapjacks IS IT WITH YOU? WHAT DON'T YOU flapjacksIN' UNDERSTAND? YOU GOT ANY flapjacksIN' IDEA ABOUT, HEY, IT'S flapjacksIN' DISTRACTING HAVING SOMEBODY WALKIN' UP BEHIND POP TATE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE flapjacksIN' LUNCH RUSH?...GIMME A flapjacksIN' ANSWER! WHAT DON'T YOU GET ABOUT IT?...OHHHH, GOOOOOD FOR YOU! AND HOW WAS IT? I HOPE IT WAS flapjacksIN' GOOD, BECAUSE IT'S INEDIBLE NOW, ISN'T IT?...flapjacksS SAKE, MAN, YOU'RE AMATEUR! CHEF, YOU HAVE flapjacksIN' SOMETHIN' TO SAY TO THIS PRICK?...WELL, SOMEBODY SHOULD BE flapjacksIN' WATCHIN' HIM AND KEEPIN' AN EYE ON HIM!...IT'S THE SECOND TIME THAT HE DOESN'T GIVE A flapjacks! ABOUT WHAT IS GOIN' ON IN THE KITCHEN! ALRIGHT? I'M TRYIN' TO flapjacksIN' MAKE SOME CHEESEBURGERS HERE AND I'M GOIN', WHY THE flapjacks IS COOKIE EATIN' IN THE DOORWAY? WHAT IS HE DOIN' THERE? DO YOU UNDERSTAND, MY MIND IS NOT ON MAKING CHEESEBURGERS IF YOU'RE DOIN' THAT!...STAY OUT OF THE flapjacksIN' KITCHEN, MAN, FOR flapjacksS SAKE! RIGHT, LET'S MAKE SOME MORE CHEESEBURGERS!...NO, LET'S NOT TAKE A flapjacksIN' MINUTE, LET'S MAKE SOME CHEESEBURGERS! AND LET'S NOT HAVE YOU flapjacksIN' EATING IN THE DOORWAY! CAN I HAVE ADAM SEND THIS ORDER OUT?...YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLE, MAN. YOU'RE UN-flapjacksIN' BELIEVABLE! NUMBER OF TIMES YOU'RE EATING A-flapjacksING-ROUND IN THE DOORWAY OF THE KITCHEN! I'VE NEVER HAD A WAITER BEHAVE LIKE THIS!...AHHHHH, YOU DON'T flapjacksIN' UNDERSTAND WHAT IT'S LIKE WORKIN' WITH CHEFS, THAT'S WHAT THAT IS!...THAT'S WHAT THAT IS, MAN, I'M TELLIN' YOU! I'M NOT ASKIN', I'M TELLIN' YOU! YOU WOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT OTHERWISE!...I'M GONNA flapjacksIN' KICK YOUR flapjacksIN' ARSE! IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP FOR A SECOND, ALRIGHT?...I'M GONNA GO, YOU WANT TO flapjacksIN' TRASH YOUR LUNCH? DO YOU WANT ME TO flapjacksIN' TRASH IT?...THEN WHY ARE YOU TRASHIN' MY KITCHEN?...YOU ARE TRASHIN' MY KITCHEN! YOU DO IT ONE MORE flapjacksIN' TIME, AND I AIEN'T WORKIN' IN THIS KITCHEN IF YOU'RE STILL HIRED! I'M flapjacksIN' SERIOUS! YOU'RE A NICE GUY! YOU'RE A NICE GUY! BUT THAT DON'T flapjacksIN' CUT IT WHEN YOU'RE BULLpoopieTIN' AND flapjacksIN' AROUND LIKE THIS IN THE KITCHEN!...YEAH, YOU MIGHT GET IT, HE DOESN'T flapjacksIN' GET IT! YOU MIGHT! HE! DOES! NOT! GET! IT!...NO, I DON'T NEED TO flapjacksIN' EAT SOMETHING! HE NEEDS TO STOP EATING SOMETHING!...I AIEN'T THE ONE EATIN'! LET'S GET ADAM TO TAKE THIS ORDER OUT, LET'S MAKE SOME MORE CHEESEBURGERS!...SERIOUSLY, MAN, YOU AND ME, WE'RE flapjacksIN' DONE PROFESSIONALLY. flapjacksIN' ARSE!"
And because his cheeseburgers are allegedly so tasty, he still keeps his job for some reason.
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