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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 21, 2011 2:36:44 GMT -5
Alan Parker: Takes great liberties in the making of said cheeseburger, but it ultimately turns out to be a much better one for it.
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Post by Hot*Merging*Action on Nov 21, 2011 3:38:37 GMT -5
David Lynch : Films the cheeseburgers rotting on the counter as flames spark & spit from the grill. A double arm amputee dances with a beautiful -albeit tragically dysfunctional- woman to a haunting, wistful tune. A lawnmower is humming in the background menacingly.
Nobody. eats. anything.
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Post by caucasoididiot on Nov 21, 2011 9:30:18 GMT -5
Jack Benny: Would come back so many times to tell you of unavoidable price increases that you'd cancel your order, but if you hadn't the cheeseburger would have been voiced by Mel Blanc.
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Post by afriendlychicken on Nov 21, 2011 15:46:00 GMT -5
Lindsay Lohan: While attempting to cook your cheeseburger, she would instead cook her hand, her left knee, the back of her head and your neighbors cat, then throw her spatula against the wall and walk out mumbling something about it being way too hard.
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 21, 2011 23:19:39 GMT -5
Rodney Dangerfield: Man, that cheeseburger gets no respect! No respect, I tells ya!
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Post by afriendlychicken on Nov 22, 2011 1:30:34 GMT -5
Albert Einstein: Would make your cheeseburger either one hour before or after your arrival depending on how fast you traveled to get there.
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 22, 2011 1:58:19 GMT -5
John Waters: That's not a cheeseburger, it's dog poopie!
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Post by afriendlychicken on Nov 22, 2011 2:03:37 GMT -5
Sam Peckinpah and Quentin Tarantino: Wouldn't so much serve you the cheeseburger, but would more likely be the ones to have killed the cow.
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 22, 2011 2:07:39 GMT -5
To add to your Quentin Tarantino:
Not only did he kill the cow, he'll give you a 20-minute speech before giving you the cheeseburger, complete with obscure 1970s pop culture references, podophilia, and tons of F-bombs, while funk music plays in the background.
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Post by The Mad Plumber on Nov 22, 2011 3:13:38 GMT -5
Rosie O'Donnell: Would invite you in for a cheeseburger, but as soon as you would sit down, she'd admonish you for being a carnivore.
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 22, 2011 3:23:47 GMT -5
Werner Herzog: Would compare the consumption of the cheeseburger to the futility of life, to the point where you'll either not want to eat it or ravenously wolf it down with sheer abandon, no in-betweens.
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Post by The Mad Plumber on Nov 22, 2011 3:32:34 GMT -5
Mike Nelson: "Mike, I asked you to make me a cheeseburger. This is not a cheeseburger. It's bacon. The patty is bacon. The cheese is bacon. The buns are bacon. The bacon is bacon. Stop ... with ... THE BACON!!"
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 22, 2011 3:46:30 GMT -5
Erroll Morris: Will take you on a roller-coaster journey into the inner workings of the cheeseburger's life that will leave you feeling an entire spectrum of emotions, but mostly hungry.
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Post by The Mad Plumber on Nov 22, 2011 8:31:33 GMT -5
Pink Floyd: Instead of working together to make one good cheeseburger, each member makes his own burger for you to try. The results are quite disturbing with only David Gilmour's being the one that most closely resembles a burger, but it lacks flavor.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Nov 22, 2011 8:48:28 GMT -5
Bruce Springsteen would yell you a long story about how he used to have trouble making cheeseburgers with his dad. Eventually you would get a really rockin' burger but it would take you three hours to eat it.
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