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Post by The Mad Plumber on Nov 24, 2011 9:45:35 GMT -5
Spoony: Would create an unedited video of him grilling a cheeseburger that is over an hour in length. The video proves to be more appetizing than the burger itself.
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Post by caucasoididiot on Nov 24, 2011 10:23:36 GMT -5
Andy Warhol: Would leave the burger just out of your reach and you to watch it moulder slowly away.
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 24, 2011 12:23:03 GMT -5
Herschell Gordon Lewis: You'll get the burger fast, cheap, and bloody as hell.
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Post by afriendlychicken on Nov 24, 2011 16:49:19 GMT -5
Albert Pyun: You'd get an inside out cheeseburger with worms, hair, dirt and other nasty things, but would have the privilege of getting it served to you by Kathy Ireland in a two-piece bikini.
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Post by The Mad Plumber on Nov 24, 2011 17:49:20 GMT -5
Leonard Nimoy: The cheeseburger has two painted-on eyebrows ... and it's fascinating.
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 25, 2011 0:18:05 GMT -5
Steven Spielberg: It'll be an unbelievably tasty cheeseburger, but you'll pretend to hate it when you're with your hipster friends.
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Post by afriendlychicken on Nov 25, 2011 3:12:05 GMT -5
I'm going to stretch the concept here a bit and use a fictional character:
Green Acres' Hank Kimball: "Mr. Douglas, I was making you the cheeseburger...or was it a ham sandwich?...no, no, it definitely was a cheeseburger. At least, I think it was. It could have been meat loaf. Mother used to make the best meat loafs..."
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 25, 2011 19:19:05 GMT -5
Russ Meyer: You'll get a pair of the biggest, juiciest, most succulent...cheeseburgers you've ever seen!
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Nov 25, 2011 22:55:19 GMT -5
Cheeseburger Nazi....no cheeseburgers for you!
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 26, 2011 0:25:30 GMT -5
Crispin Glover: He'll try to kick you in the head when he serves it to you.
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Post by The Mad Plumber on Nov 26, 2011 4:04:10 GMT -5
Pee-Wee Herman: He loves the cheeseburger so much, he actually marries it. Cowboy Curtis is the best man.
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 26, 2011 13:08:35 GMT -5
Al Gore: Will show you a dull slide show that makes you feel guilty about eating it.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Nov 26, 2011 15:49:28 GMT -5
Salvador Dali I don't have to tell you about the melting burger now do I?
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 26, 2011 19:48:15 GMT -5
Kroger Babb: Will sell you an accompaniment book for just one dollar more!
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Post by The Mad Plumber on Nov 27, 2011 5:36:30 GMT -5
Steven Seagal: For the most part, it's not really him making the cheeseburger.
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