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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 28, 2011 23:57:32 GMT -5
Craig Ferguson: Makes an absolutely delicious cheeseburger which, sadly, will be enjoyed by far fewer people than it deserves to be enjoyed by.
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Post by spackle on Nov 29, 2011 8:15:13 GMT -5
The Mighty Boosh: Make delicious, wildly imaginative cheeseburgers for a couple of years, then get too distracted by their own popularity and settle for plain old cheeseburgers, but with a few interesting garnishes.
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Post by The Mad Plumber on Nov 29, 2011 10:20:06 GMT -5
Harrison Ford: Makes terrific cheeseburgers, but he hates talking to the customers.
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 29, 2011 14:00:36 GMT -5
Norm MacDonald: Makes terrible cheeseburgers, but you go anyway because he makes you laugh.
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Post by afriendlychicken on Dec 1, 2011 4:01:05 GMT -5
Discworld's Librarian: Ook ook ook. Eeek! Ook ook. Ook ook ook. Eeek! Eeek eeek ook! Ook-ook ook. Ook
*Inspired by Mr. Atari's avatar. And plus, I drew a blank today. ;D
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Post by spackle on Dec 1, 2011 7:32:39 GMT -5
John Belushi: Cheeseburger! Cheeseburger! Cheeseburger! Cheeseburger! No Coke! Pepsi! No Fries! Chips!
Somebody had to do it.
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Post by jkazoolien on Dec 1, 2011 13:39:44 GMT -5
Norman Jewison: Stylized, Overproduced, Pretty-Looking, but Surprisingly Bland.
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Post by afriendlychicken on Dec 3, 2011 16:40:49 GMT -5
Tim Tebow: Management doesn't seem to like his work ethic all that much, but the other workers like him and customers love his friendliness and cheeseburgers! At least, for the moment...
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Post by jkazoolien on Dec 3, 2011 17:59:15 GMT -5
Mickey Rourke: are YOU gonna tell him to his face his cheeseburgers suck?
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Dec 3, 2011 18:51:58 GMT -5
Robert De Niro: are you talikin' to my cheeseburger, are you talikin' to my cheeseburger?
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Post by afriendlychicken on Dec 3, 2011 20:35:21 GMT -5
James Cagney: "Made my cheese great, Ma! Top of the burger!!"
...then the kitchen would blow up....
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Dec 3, 2011 20:48:06 GMT -5
Alfred Hitchcock: you lift the bun and the cheese is in the shape of Alfie's profile.
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Post by jkazoolien on Dec 4, 2011 2:22:15 GMT -5
John Holmes: It's a very big...cheeseburger.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Dec 4, 2011 11:43:23 GMT -5
John Candy, a great cheeseburger that went away too soon.
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Post by afriendlychicken on Dec 4, 2011 17:21:23 GMT -5
Charles Chaplin: In a completely dark restaurant, with a spotlight shining only on the grill, he would meticulously make cheeseburgers. Then as each cheeseburger was delivered other spotlights would follow the cheeseburgers to your table. You would be impressed. But then because you couldn't see anything else going on in the restaurant's kitchen, you would start to wonder what, if any, ingredients went into them.
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