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Post by Don Quixote on Nov 22, 2011 20:12:30 GMT -5
Listen, just because you WANT it to be puckered tight doesn't make it so.
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Post by Torgo on Nov 22, 2011 20:13:39 GMT -5
Listen, just because you WANT it to be puckered tight doesn't make it so. That's not what you said last night...
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Post by Don Quixote on Nov 22, 2011 20:20:28 GMT -5
You weren't having sex with Mummi's butt last night, okay?!? CAN YOU STOP THINKING ABOUT IT FOR FIVE SECONDS, PLEASE!? I CAN'T LOVE YOU IF YOU DON'T STOP LUSTING AFTER THAT SWEET, SWEET MUMMI ANUS! I KNOW I'M NOT MUMMI, OKAY! IF YOU LOVE HIM SO MUCH, WHY DON'T YOU MARRY HIM!?! LET'S JUST END IT NOW! I KNOW YOU'LL NEVER LOVE ME THE WAY I LOVE YOU!
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Post by Torgo on Nov 22, 2011 20:48:22 GMT -5
Mummi is just a one night stand. You're just a five minute stand.
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Post by Don Quixote on Nov 22, 2011 21:05:53 GMT -5
I told you I can't keep an erection unless I'm covered in spoiled milk and gypsy moth caterpillar squeezings!
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Post by Torgo on Nov 22, 2011 21:12:51 GMT -5
In that case, you're a 15 second stand.
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Post by Ratso on Nov 22, 2011 21:26:46 GMT -5
I told you I can't keep an erection unless I'm covered in spoiled milk and gypsy moth caterpillar squeezings! Things Herman Cain has said to women.
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Post by Don Quixote on Nov 24, 2011 23:04:40 GMT -5
Ratso: Certified member of the evil Liberal Media(tm) slander campaign against Herman Cain.
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Post by siamesesin on Nov 25, 2011 21:03:10 GMT -5
DQ: Newt Gingrich Fluffer-At-Large
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Post by Don Quixote on Nov 25, 2011 21:19:59 GMT -5
Provided he can get it up, anyway.
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Post by Mitchell on Nov 25, 2011 21:20:58 GMT -5
FAMILY VALUES FAMILY VALUES FAMILY VALUES FAM. . .
urgk. . .HRRRN. . .
Dammit, DQ, not so robustly. You're going to make me brick.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Nov 25, 2011 21:50:59 GMT -5
You weren't having sex with Mummi's butt last night, okay?!? CAN YOU STOP THINKING ABOUT IT FOR FIVE SECONDS, PLEASE!? I CAN'T LOVE YOU IF YOU DON'T STOP LUSTING AFTER THAT SWEET, SWEET MUMMI ANUS! I KNOW I'M NOT MUMMI, OKAY! IF YOU LOVE HIM SO MUCH, WHY DON'T YOU MARRY HIM!?! LET'S JUST END IT NOW! I KNOW YOU'LL NEVER LOVE ME THE WAY I LOVE YOU! I overlooked this post before. Shame on me.
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Post by siamesesin on Nov 26, 2011 18:02:41 GMT -5
I'd almost call it sig worthy, save for making poor Sampo's head explode. From all the caps, I mean.
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Post by Torgo on Nov 26, 2011 18:35:33 GMT -5
I'd almost call it sig worthy, save for making poor Sampo's head explode. From all the caps, I mean. Annoying Samptari is usually the best reason to do something.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Nov 27, 2011 22:36:53 GMT -5
I'd almost call it sig worthy, save for making poor Sampo's head explode. From all the caps, I mean. Annoying Samptari is usually the best reason to do something. I love it when he looses his temper.
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