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Post by mummifiedstalin on Feb 1, 2012 19:43:23 GMT -5
Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
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Post by Blurryeye on Feb 1, 2012 19:46:13 GMT -5
Pussycat Doll was one of the best racehorses sired by Kentucky Derby winner Real Quiet.
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Post by Blurryeye on Feb 1, 2012 19:49:42 GMT -5
Don't you wish your filly was fast like her?
Don't you?
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Feb 1, 2012 20:31:36 GMT -5
Don't you wish your girlfriend had labia like me?
Don't you wish your girlfriend excreted mucus so quickly like me?
Don't you wish your girlfriend was so shaved like me?
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Post by Torgo on Feb 1, 2012 21:51:53 GMT -5
I wish my girlfriend was real more than hot.
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Post by GodoHell on Feb 1, 2012 22:39:29 GMT -5
I wish my girlfriend was murdered in her sleep, dismembered with an axe, stuffed into trash bags, and buried in abandoned industrial areas around the city.
Like you.
SOON.
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Post by Truck Farmer on Feb 1, 2012 23:27:33 GMT -5
I wish I didn't have to blow up my girlfriend.
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Post by Mitchell on Feb 2, 2012 0:39:47 GMT -5
Because when you get frisky she farts and flies out the window?
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Post by TheNewMads on Feb 2, 2012 1:08:10 GMT -5
join you, won't we?
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Post by siamesesin on Feb 2, 2012 2:09:55 GMT -5
Forget about me?
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Post by Torgo on Feb 2, 2012 2:55:59 GMT -5
This thread was dedicated to you. Ouch. I'm mean today.
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Post by Blurryeye on Feb 2, 2012 12:55:25 GMT -5
Do you not desire your significant other to be as attractive as I?
Do you not?
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Post by Torgo on Feb 2, 2012 15:40:19 GMT -5
Nay! For thy beauty is only skin deep! It is thy depth of thou's bank account that determines thee's attraction to thou.
So pony up the dough, sister.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Feb 2, 2012 16:39:46 GMT -5
I want my wife to be rich, my mistress to be hot, and my boyfriend to have abs of steel.
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Post by Ratso on Feb 2, 2012 18:31:01 GMT -5
Don't you wish your girlfriend would give you radiant oral pleasure while you are playing with your Action Captain Kirk action figure?
Don't you wish your girlfriend would stop pissing on fire hydrants and eating her own dung?
Don't you wish your girlfriend could vomit pizza so you would never run out of pizza?
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