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Post by mummifiedstalin on Feb 24, 2012 23:16:21 GMT -5
Next to my quadriceps and my heart, my pubococcygeus is the strongest muscle in my body. Wikipedia: Awesome. So you can piss, cum, and push out a baby with POWER. I wonder why Tony never mentioned those benefits from the program...
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Post by Mitchell on Feb 24, 2012 23:48:08 GMT -5
During my last prostate exam, I kept my doctor's thumb locked in there until she agreed to write me a script for Mexican roofies.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Feb 24, 2012 23:52:05 GMT -5
During my last prostate exam, I kept my doctor's thumb locked in there until she agreed to write me a script for Mexican roofies. Why do you go to Mexico for your prostate exam?
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Post by Mitchell on Feb 25, 2012 8:58:28 GMT -5
I eat a lot of Taco Bell. I figured anybody dealing with ass work needs to be used to that kind of thing.
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Post by Mitchell on Feb 26, 2012 5:45:06 GMT -5
I noticed this tattoo and thought to myself. . . . . .actually, your vagina has remarkably sharp corners.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Feb 26, 2012 9:18:40 GMT -5
It's also moldy.
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Post by Don Quixote on Feb 26, 2012 9:34:36 GMT -5
I KNEW IT!
A zombie vagina is a dead giveaway! DO NOT TAP DAT, FELLA, LEST YOU BECOME ONE OF THE WALKING UNDEAD!
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Post by Mitchell on Feb 26, 2012 9:53:26 GMT -5
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Post by Cerrita on Feb 26, 2012 19:31:55 GMT -5
I noticed this tattoo and thought to myself. . . . . .actually, your vagina has remarkably sharp corners. Is it just me, or does that look like a goat skull?
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Post by Crowfan on Feb 26, 2012 19:56:03 GMT -5
I watch a lot of horror movies, and that was the first thing that I thought of.
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Post by TheNewMads on Feb 27, 2012 8:12:41 GMT -5
I like to hide under those little balls. Proof that you DON'T go to Chuck-E-Cheese. They haven't had those in any of them that I've been to in the last 8 years since my oldest was born. YOU, sir, ARE A POSEUR! I admit, I'm just a peedo stalker wannabe. still, something has died inside me to learn Chuck e Cheese isn't rockin' the Tub-o-Ballz anymore. That was their friggin' trademark! what do they have instead for the tikes these days, ultraviolent first-person shooters? tentacle hentai?
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Post by Mitchell on Feb 27, 2012 8:17:21 GMT -5
I've heard they're bringing back Jarts.
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Post by Crowfan on Feb 27, 2012 9:07:41 GMT -5
The one where we took my niece and nephew had Wolf Pack.
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Post by siamesesin on Feb 27, 2012 15:45:23 GMT -5
what do they have instead for the tikes these days, ultraviolent first-person shooters? tentacle hentai? Our local Christian-run arcade is actually awesome like that. Tons of old-school shooters, the violent ride games, etc. They even have an Evil Dead pinball machine!
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Feb 27, 2012 21:43:30 GMT -5
At least they still have skee ball.
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