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Post by mummifiedstalin on Feb 28, 2012 18:59:30 GMT -5
I hadn't seen you that disappointed since you found out the Gutenburg Bible had nothing to do with that semen- and pubic-hair-crusted Gideon bible you found in that Holiday Inn where Steve Gutenburg was doing stand-up in the Armada Room. You had to bring that up, didn't you? Dammit, now I'll spend the rest of the evening drinking and watching Police Academy with a bottle of Rogaine near at hand. And crying.
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Post by Mitchell on Feb 28, 2012 19:19:23 GMT -5
It's alright. I have the Blue Oyster scene on a continuous loop.
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Post by Don Quixote on Feb 28, 2012 20:57:58 GMT -5
Everybody's having a good time at the regular's club? Good, because we're about to be raided by the cops. It turns out prohibition was never repealed 'round here.
Hope you guys like prison! I'm outta here, suckers! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
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Post by Mitchell on Feb 28, 2012 21:58:41 GMT -5
When you come out of the closet once a day, it kind of loses its shock value DQ.
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Post by Don Quixote on Feb 28, 2012 22:25:48 GMT -5
Woah, wait, Sloane's collective memory isn't re-set once per day?
YOU LIED TO ME, RATSO!
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Feb 29, 2012 0:06:57 GMT -5
When you come out of the closet once a day, it kind of loses its shock value DQ. You have to admit that he's at least never repeated a perversion to confess...that takes some foresight.
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Post by Mitchell on Feb 29, 2012 0:11:44 GMT -5
That's true, I admire his awesome variety.
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Post by Don Quixote on Feb 29, 2012 0:54:25 GMT -5
... of venereal diseases.
TAKE THAT, ME!
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Post by siamesesin on Mar 3, 2012 3:13:02 GMT -5
that takes some foresight. Misread-time for bed. Besides, that Peter Dinklage Real Doll I'm making Mummi for Christmas won't weld itself.
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Post by Mitchell on Mar 3, 2012 12:06:39 GMT -5
Dear God, THAT'S what you wanted the cocktail wieners for. . .
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Mar 3, 2012 23:51:37 GMT -5
The ejaculate sure will be chunky...
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Post by Don Quixote on Mar 4, 2012 9:17:19 GMT -5
That's what happens when you don't properly refrigerate your testicles. The spooge spoils. Let that be a lesson for next time.
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Post by Mitchell on Mar 4, 2012 13:19:04 GMT -5
Does this mean we get to slam Mummi's bag in a refrigerator door? I'll sign up for that.
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Post by Don Quixote on Mar 4, 2012 20:36:30 GMT -5
Sounds like a plan! I'll get Frigidaire on the phone right now! I think their "Nutcrusher" model is still available.
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Post by The Deceased on Apr 12, 2012 1:33:53 GMT -5
There is nothing regular about this place, nor is there anything regular about the people that post here.
This thread is a hoax, stupid sexy DQ.
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