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Post by mummifiedstalin on Mar 8, 2012 22:57:12 GMT -5
I keep reading "Civiler" as "Cavalier" and imaging those two as foppish dudes in Charles II's court running around drinking and snorting snuff in ruffs while the Puritans are getting ready to castrate them.
It turns me on.
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Post by Mitchell on Mar 8, 2012 23:31:19 GMT -5
and imaging those two as foppish dudes in Charles II's court The Order of the Garter has NOTHING to do with that.
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Post by siamesesin on Mar 9, 2012 4:03:57 GMT -5
Roundhead indeed.
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Post by yousonuva on Jun 24, 2012 21:26:48 GMT -5
Romatt left me for a professional golfer, whose name I won't mention. I should've picked up the red flags when the douche was on tv, he would say things like "wow look at how he puts that putter to the ball...what a man...ooh follow through, baby" whilst he rubbed lipstick on... or "you want a nine iron, Mr Blank? I got your nine iron right here honey chest."
Sigh. Least I kept the Trailer and the 83 Datsun pickup. Life's less stressful, really.
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Post by GodoHell on Jun 24, 2012 21:39:21 GMT -5
WHAT?!? NO BALL WASHER JOKE?!?
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jun 24, 2012 21:40:13 GMT -5
Romatt left me for a professional golfer, whose name I won't mention. I should've picked up the red flags when the douche was on tv, he would say things like "wow look at how he puts that putter to the ball...what a man...ooh follow through, baby" whilst he rubbed lipstick on... or "you want a nine iron, Mr Blank? I got your nine iron right here honey chest." Sigh. Least I kept the Trailer and the 83 Datsun pickup. Life's less stressful, really. yousonuva lives!
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Post by yousonuva on Jun 24, 2012 21:49:48 GMT -5
Only for a minute. I missed the most glaring joke and have thus decided to end it....plus romatt left me....no wait that's a reason to live! Oh you've shown me the light!
*run around streets George Bailey style
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jun 24, 2012 21:54:52 GMT -5
Oh well, I can live with it.
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Post by yousonuva on Jun 24, 2012 21:59:01 GMT -5
I knew you could, old man. *toss you a beer* Heh you know it's funny...as I was sitting there, staring at the river I was to plunge into... I heard a bell. And suddenly it all came to me. It was like a shining glimmer of illustrious knowledge. My hair stood up and I saw it. There. Like a glowing ....something. I forget what it was but it was pretty darn neato... I think... Nother beer?
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jun 24, 2012 22:05:10 GMT -5
Sure kid, what the hell.
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Post by yousonuva on Jun 24, 2012 22:17:43 GMT -5
Thanks. And thanks again for picking up the tab.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jun 24, 2012 22:25:26 GMT -5
That's what we 1%ers do.
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Post by Don Quixote on Jun 25, 2012 21:23:55 GMT -5
In that 1% of your body is uncovered by mustard stains?
Because, in that case, me too!
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Post by Crowfan on Jun 26, 2012 16:49:38 GMT -5
I don't think that's mustard.
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Post by Don Quixote on Jun 26, 2012 22:52:39 GMT -5
You know, I just realized that "yousonuva" is from Final Justice.
I've been reading it as "You-soh-new-vuh" all these years, and though it was some weird generic name he used everywhere, like Affy does.
I hereby accept my coronation to the high throne of king of the 'tards.
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