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Sloane
Mar 30, 2012 19:10:15 GMT -5
Post by Don Quixote on Mar 30, 2012 19:10:15 GMT -5
Only if she talks to another man without consulting the elders first.
Read your damn bible.
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Sloane
Mar 31, 2012 8:40:00 GMT -5
Post by Crowfan on Mar 31, 2012 8:40:00 GMT -5
That would be the Satanic Bible, right?
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Sloane
Mar 31, 2012 21:55:18 GMT -5
Post by Don Quixote on Mar 31, 2012 21:55:18 GMT -5
There is only one bible, you heretic.
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Sloane
Mar 31, 2012 22:42:34 GMT -5
Post by Mitchell on Mar 31, 2012 22:42:34 GMT -5
I have it tattooed across my taint
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Sloane
Apr 1, 2012 9:17:57 GMT -5
Post by Don Quixote on Apr 1, 2012 9:17:57 GMT -5
That says either disturbing things about your taint or slanderous things about the Holy Book.
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Sloane
Apr 1, 2012 10:22:26 GMT -5
Post by Crowfan on Apr 1, 2012 10:22:26 GMT -5
I'm gonna guess it says more about the taint.
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Sloane
Apr 2, 2012 2:57:41 GMT -5
Post by mummifiedstalin on Apr 2, 2012 2:57:41 GMT -5
Taints cannot be slandered...for reasons both profane and holy.
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Sloane
Apr 17, 2012 1:12:59 GMT -5
Post by Ratso on Apr 17, 2012 1:12:59 GMT -5
I've been really busy the last two weeks. I will do my best to make up for it. You want inane Sloane posting? You've got it, pal! LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sloane
Apr 17, 2012 1:49:01 GMT -5
Post by mummifiedstalin on Apr 17, 2012 1:49:01 GMT -5
Yep. She pretty much failed that promise. What a bitch.
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Sloane
Apr 17, 2012 1:59:10 GMT -5
Post by Ratso on Apr 17, 2012 1:59:10 GMT -5
OFF WITH HER HEAD!
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Sloane
Apr 17, 2012 7:46:35 GMT -5
Post by Don Quixote on Apr 17, 2012 7:46:35 GMT -5
But sir, I can't find her penis!
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Sloane
Apr 17, 2012 7:54:26 GMT -5
Post by GodoHell on Apr 17, 2012 7:54:26 GMT -5
Well, there goes that fantasy theory on how her eye got blurry.
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Sloane
Apr 17, 2012 20:18:25 GMT -5
Post by siamesesin on Apr 17, 2012 20:18:25 GMT -5
Blurry, please come back. Save from these people.
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Sloane
Apr 17, 2012 20:31:47 GMT -5
Post by Crowfan on Apr 17, 2012 20:31:47 GMT -5
I think it's pretty obvious why she's left us.
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Sloane
Apr 17, 2012 20:53:27 GMT -5
Post by Ratso on Apr 17, 2012 20:53:27 GMT -5
I think it's pretty obvious why she's left us. Genital Herpes? Sold to Saudi Businessman? Eaten by midgets? Got drunk and woke up in Narnia? In Mummi's trunk?
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