Post by Mitchell on Mar 25, 2012 8:37:54 GMT -5
We have a new puppy to go along with our established dog. They are doing their best to make me apepoopie. Case in point:
I swept the floor yesterday night. This morning when they come in from outside one tracks in some dirt. So I sweep the floor this morning and there is a pile of dirt and crud a square foot in area. I need to get the dustbuster to vacuum it up but I left that in the can because I had to vacuum up my [CENSORED] because I shaved both my [CENSORED] and my [CENSORED] this morning.
So I go to get that but the damn large dog snouts open the bedroom door and both morons show up. Now I don't want the puppy on the carpet because she's only 90% housebroken. I order the large one out but the puppy remains. I try to coax her out but now she's retreating for some reason. She gets into the bathroom and I'm after her so she submission pees on the floor.
I pick her up drag her out into the living room where it's tiled. Then I have get the paper towels and the dog piss enzyme to clean up the puddle in the master can. This time I lock the bedroom door and mop up the mess. I come out, throw the rags away and realize the dirt pile is still on the floor. I go to get the dustbuster in the can and the damned large dog snouts open the door again, restarting the cycle.
It took me forty minutes to take the fifteen seconds to vacuum up the dust pile.
SO why come on here and bitch about it? Because if Mummifiedstalin can serve up a softball to Crowfan, then dammit, so can I.
I swept the floor yesterday night. This morning when they come in from outside one tracks in some dirt. So I sweep the floor this morning and there is a pile of dirt and crud a square foot in area. I need to get the dustbuster to vacuum it up but I left that in the can because I had to vacuum up my [CENSORED] because I shaved both my [CENSORED] and my [CENSORED] this morning.
So I go to get that but the damn large dog snouts open the bedroom door and both morons show up. Now I don't want the puppy on the carpet because she's only 90% housebroken. I order the large one out but the puppy remains. I try to coax her out but now she's retreating for some reason. She gets into the bathroom and I'm after her so she submission pees on the floor.
I pick her up drag her out into the living room where it's tiled. Then I have get the paper towels and the dog piss enzyme to clean up the puddle in the master can. This time I lock the bedroom door and mop up the mess. I come out, throw the rags away and realize the dirt pile is still on the floor. I go to get the dustbuster in the can and the damned large dog snouts open the door again, restarting the cycle.
It took me forty minutes to take the fifteen seconds to vacuum up the dust pile.
SO why come on here and bitch about it? Because if Mummifiedstalin can serve up a softball to Crowfan, then dammit, so can I.