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Post by TheNewMads on Apr 7, 2012 8:38:54 GMT -5
your, your, your, your Mitchell.
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Post by Mitchell on Apr 7, 2012 10:43:22 GMT -5
It's a good thing I've studied economics, so I can correctly price the huge demand for my carnal delights against the relative scarcity of my. . .uh. . .
". . .essence."
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Post by Crowfan on Apr 7, 2012 10:44:31 GMT -5
I'll pass, thanks.
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Post by Don Quixote on Apr 7, 2012 20:02:00 GMT -5
I'M CORNERING THE MARKET ON MITCH GOO!
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Post by Ratso on Apr 8, 2012 4:15:09 GMT -5
There may be imitators, but you can be certain: this is the one, true thread of the ancients. None others that have come before or since can match its splendor. Dig deeply enough and find the treasures within... I'm confused are we talking about the first second or third ancients?
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Post by The Deceased on Apr 12, 2012 1:09:20 GMT -5
I'm beginning to see a pattern. A very dark, disturbed pattern.
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Post by Don Quixote on Apr 12, 2012 21:48:06 GMT -5
Masturbation jokes, allusions to Mummi's sexuality, and Ratso selling stripper spleens?
Because that's basically 3/4 of Sloane.
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Post by Mitchell on Apr 13, 2012 8:37:55 GMT -5
Oh bull. There are no mere allusions to Mumms' asexuality.
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Post by GodoHell on Apr 13, 2012 10:27:34 GMT -5
I thought it was omnisexuality.
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Post by Mitchell on Apr 13, 2012 10:41:02 GMT -5
I'm guessing his biggest challenge is getting a partner to submit, not to be aroused by whatever oddly shaped protrusion or sinkage he happens across.
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Post by Crowfan on Apr 13, 2012 15:05:06 GMT -5
And if she won't submit, there's always chloroform.
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Post by The Deceased on Apr 13, 2012 17:53:47 GMT -5
Masturbation jokes, allusions to Mummi's sexuality, and Ratso selling stripper spleens? Because that's basically 3/4 of Sloane. No. Just haunting government computers. There's a whole dossier built on Affyghanistan, and some stuff about midget smuggling, ping pong balls, and illegal cheese. I think Affy is really Captain Kangaroo.
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Post by Mitchell on Apr 13, 2012 22:32:43 GMT -5
Or Mister Creamjeans.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Apr 14, 2012 0:51:19 GMT -5
Oh bull. There are no mere allusions to Mumms' asexuality. Allusions? Let me clarify, then: hetero.* *Also a serious obsession with testicles.
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Apr 14, 2012 23:35:16 GMT -5
I think Affy is really Captain Kangaroo. Shhhhhhh.
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