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Post by Mitchell on May 11, 2012 8:14:38 GMT -5
I will never become independently wealthy drawing porn of Walt Simonson. That's because his signature already looks like porn.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on May 12, 2012 0:47:51 GMT -5
Why don't more people believe every word I say?
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Post by Mitchell on May 12, 2012 7:00:46 GMT -5
You are a shrewd negotiator. However, that was yesterday's deal. What I'm offering today is a transverse colon full of gerbils, concrete, musk, shame, corn nuts, and Daniel Craig's fleshlight. Pretty sure the corn nuts are already there, but maybe the gerbils will handle the excess. The fleshlight's intriguing, though, since I can't conceptualize how that's gonna work. I hadn't seen you that disappointed since you found out the Gutenburg Bible had nothing to do with that semen- and pubic-hair-crusted Gideon bible you found in that Holiday Inn where Steve Gutenburg was doing stand-up in the Armada Room. You had to bring that up, didn't you? Dammit, now I'll spend the rest of the evening drinking and watching Police Academy with a bottle of Rogaine near at hand. And crying. The ejaculate sure will be chunky... Suddenly, I don't like enchiladas anymore. Congratulations Wile E Coyote, Super Genius. It's from an episode of Louis CK's TV show. Notice the FX logo in the corner. Then it's not really situational irony, is it, punk? As a joke, it's *supposed* to be ironic which makes it actually NOT ironic. QED. Logic wins. My liberal arts education has proved its usefulness. I'm am justified and redeemed and wandering off into the sunset of higher knowledge. thanks to Godo for originally pointing this out
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Post by mummifiedstalin on May 12, 2012 8:30:50 GMT -5
You could at least have the dignity to use capitalization and punctuation when criticizing my typos.
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Post by Crowfan on May 12, 2012 9:29:32 GMT -5
Why don't more people believe every word I say? The irony is that I do, but I must be the only one.
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Post by Mitchell on May 12, 2012 14:23:32 GMT -5
You could at least have the dignity to use capitalization and punctuation when criticizing my typos. I didn't criticize anything, I just copypastaed from other threads.
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Post by normalview on May 13, 2012 7:48:00 GMT -5
I myself am.....
.......strange but true.
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