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Post by Don Quixote on May 18, 2012 17:07:25 GMT -5
The best massage I ever got from John Travolta was after he finished filming "Michael". I was laying about in the field in my fetching sundress, and John comes over, hits me in the temple with a spade shovel, and then proceeds to sodomize me 3/4 of the way to death with a hedge trimmer.
Ah, the 90's...
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Post by The Deceased on May 18, 2012 18:20:03 GMT -5
Ain't it cool?
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Post by Mitchell on May 18, 2012 18:48:03 GMT -5
DQ left out the part where he lubed the trimmer with chainsaw bar oil. So, no, it isn't.
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Post by Don Quixote on May 18, 2012 19:48:31 GMT -5
Shows what you know. I lubed it with hog fat.
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Post by Mitchell on May 18, 2012 20:04:44 GMT -5
I didn't know Stihl bottled hog fat
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Post by Don Quixote on May 18, 2012 20:14:07 GMT -5
You're not going to the right distributors. Must have limited distribution to places where they don't care about things.
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Post by GodoHell on May 18, 2012 22:30:25 GMT -5
Actually, if you butcher a few hogs with the chainsaw before the sodomy, the whole lube thing works itself out.
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Post by Mitchell on May 19, 2012 11:52:10 GMT -5
I'm going to start going to twelve-stepper meetings and just lay out lines like that to see what kind of Permanently Damaged, Train-Wreck women I have an opportunity to bed down.
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