Torgo
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Post by Torgo on May 17, 2012 17:10:17 GMT -5
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Post by Mitchell on May 17, 2012 17:30:26 GMT -5
This thread makes Mitchell go Vommies.
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Post by siamesesin on May 17, 2012 17:47:46 GMT -5
OH LORD! HE POOPED ON THE NEW CARPET!
Mitchell, go rub Torgo's nose in it!
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Post by Mitchell on May 17, 2012 19:51:02 GMT -5
Certainly. May I use a shotgun?
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Post by Don Quixote on May 17, 2012 20:34:37 GMT -5
You can have mine. I'm just about done with it anyway.
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Post by The Deceased on May 17, 2012 23:01:10 GMT -5
A virgin for my resurrection ceremony. Not Hygiene, but you'll do.
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Post by siamesesin on May 18, 2012 15:39:22 GMT -5
DQ's not a virgin!
(Ratso counts, right?)
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Post by Mitchell on May 18, 2012 16:30:56 GMT -5
Not if you're counting his rectum.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on May 18, 2012 17:40:01 GMT -5
Wait, does a male have to penetrate in order to lose his virginity? Or can he just be penetrated. This is an important distinction.
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Post by Don Quixote on May 18, 2012 17:48:39 GMT -5
Of if you count the times I slit open my forearms just below the elbows and have sex with the wounds!
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Post by The Deceased on May 18, 2012 18:17:56 GMT -5
DQ's not a virgin! (Ratso counts, right?) I was referring to Torgo. I wouldn't allow DQ within 100 yards of any resurrection ceremony. |
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Post by Mitchell on May 18, 2012 18:48:58 GMT -5
You need to spend less time watching Return of the Living Dead.
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Post by GodoHell on May 19, 2012 9:08:31 GMT -5
Of if you count the times I slit open my forearms just below the elbows and have sex with the wounds!  Pitch that to Cronenberg as a movie idea and you might just be set for life. |
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Post by Ratso on May 20, 2012 0:50:09 GMT -5
DQ's not a virgin! (Ratso counts, right?) Just cause they can't remember it doesn't mean it didn't happen. |
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Post by Mitchell on May 20, 2012 9:09:20 GMT -5
Corpses generally can't remember anything.
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