Ro-matt
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Post by Ro-matt on May 24, 2012 16:33:44 GMT -5
Miles traveled, days past, monuments violated, pictures taken and insults flung all has brought me back to you. The absence of Ro-matt has been continual for the better part of the last 5 years I reckon. The return has occurred, you're welcome.
As homage to my legions of fans and admirers (phantom) I am granting the opportunity for closure to all the questions and concerns. I know Ratso (probably) hasn't slept a wink since my disappearance,but now your lives can finally go on, you can step back from the ledge because I am home.
Here is the opportunity for you to pick my brain, access my knowledge and find out just what the heck I've been up to. This is my gift to you, the opportunity to talk about my favorite subject....me!
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Post by Mitchell on May 24, 2012 17:21:16 GMT -5
How much has your anal diameter expanded in the meantime?
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Ro-matt
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Post by Ro-matt on May 24, 2012 17:26:18 GMT -5
How much has your anal diameter expanded in the meantime? Went from 8 sonimeters to a Coke bottle |
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Post by mummifiedstalin on May 24, 2012 20:53:54 GMT -5
Why did you kill Elise?
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Torgo
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Post by Torgo on May 24, 2012 20:55:38 GMT -5
Self defense. He touched her Chucks. |
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Post by Mitchell on May 24, 2012 22:13:28 GMT -5
And Torgie ruins this thread in under five posts.
I wish I could say that's some sort of record, but alas. . .
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Torgo
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Post by Torgo on May 25, 2012 1:09:50 GMT -5
You weren't online, Mitchy. I had to pick up your slack.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on May 25, 2012 8:36:12 GMT -5
Pfft. Elise let everyone touch her chucks. ..they were positively smooth from all the rubbins...
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Post by Mitchell on May 25, 2012 9:17:37 GMT -5
You weren't online, Mitchy. I had to pick up your slack. You're seriously bringing out the "I'm rubber, you're glue" gambit? How cute. What's next: Mummifiedstalin girls are going to give me cooties? |
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Torgo
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Post by Torgo on May 25, 2012 9:28:14 GMT -5
You weren't online, Mitchy. I had to pick up your slack. You're seriously bringing out the "I'm rubber, you're glue" gambit? How cute. What's next: Mummifiedstalin girls are going to give me cooties? You see, my post was actually relevent to this thread. It wasn't until you posted that the thread fell into an off-topic tangent, Sloane-shooting it in the head. All it needs now is a DQ post about farts and crowfan saying Uranus and it becomes yet another Sloane cliche thread of which there are about 20,000 too many. |
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Post by Ratso on May 25, 2012 10:20:25 GMT -5
You're seriously bringing out the "I'm rubber, you're glue" gambit? How cute. What's next: Mummifiedstalin girls are going to give me cooties? You see, my post was actually relevent to this thread. It wasn't until you posted that the thread fell into an off-topic tangent, Sloane-shooting it in the head. All it needs now is a DQ post about farts and crowfan saying Uranus and it becomes yet another Sloane cliche thread of which there are about 20,000 too many. Why do I get the feeling you wrote this with hot tears streaming down your face? |
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Torgo
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Post by Torgo on May 25, 2012 11:20:18 GMT -5
If by hot tears you mean lustful sweat, then yeah...
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Post by Mitchell on May 25, 2012 11:21:38 GMT -5
That was a bit too viscous to have been tears.
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Post by Torgo on May 25, 2012 11:27:05 GMT -5
Here, Mitch. Have a cookie and let's celebrate Ro-Matt's short lived return.  |
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Post by Mitchell on May 25, 2012 12:55:09 GMT -5
Those aren't chocolate chips, are they?
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