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Post by Don Quixote on Aug 16, 2012 19:23:04 GMT -5
You pansies don't take out pigeons with orbital nukings? Get on my level, lightweights!
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Post by Mitchell on Aug 16, 2012 20:13:56 GMT -5
My orbital platform's wireless channel is conflicting with my neighbor's. As soon as he's done bittorrenting old episodes of Empty Nest we'll get those birds back online.
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Post by Don Quixote on Aug 16, 2012 21:13:43 GMT -5
I can't believe the fascist socialist anti-Jesus government wants to take away our basic 2nd Amendment right to own and operate orbital nuclear strike platforms!
GEORGE WASHINGTON IS SPINNING IN HIS GRAVE RIGHT NOW!
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Post by Mitchell on Aug 17, 2012 7:27:50 GMT -5
It has nothing to do with the second amendment because the uplink tower is built on a petrified pile of bat guano outside a cave in Botswana.
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Post by Crowfan on Aug 17, 2012 8:16:38 GMT -5
My orbital platform's wireless channel is conflicting with my neighbor's. As soon as he's done bittorrenting old episodes of Empty Nest we'll get those birds back online. Are you making the "Angry Birds" movie?
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Post by Don Quixote on Aug 17, 2012 22:17:45 GMT -5
My orbital platform's wireless channel is conflicting with my neighbor's. As soon as he's done bittorrenting old episodes of Empty Nest we'll get those birds back online. Are you making the "Angry Birds" movie? With Megan Fox as the slutty bird who dangles herself over a motorcycle for the entirety of the movie and contributes nothing to the plot.
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Post by Mitchell on Aug 18, 2012 7:17:12 GMT -5
That was just to get her on the casting couch with R.L. (Pat) Ryan.
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Post by Crowfan on Aug 18, 2012 8:24:32 GMT -5
That was brilliant.
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Post by The Deceased on Sept 18, 2012 17:25:11 GMT -5
Is it safe to come out now?
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Post by Crowfan on Sept 18, 2012 17:47:37 GMT -5
How did you get out of my crawlspace? Man, I'm going to have to lock up before I leave the house.
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Post by GodoHell on Sept 18, 2012 18:46:03 GMT -5
Is it safe to come out now? Oh, now that's just plain weird. Just this morning, I was checking how long it had been since you posted. Welcome back again....again.
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Post by siamesesin on Sept 18, 2012 19:08:28 GMT -5
Is it safe to come out now? As long as safety to you isn't a lack of poop jokes, you're fine.
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Post by The Deceased on Sept 18, 2012 21:23:10 GMT -5
Is it safe to come out now? Oh, now that's just plain weird. Just this morning, I was checking how long it had been since you posted. Welcome back again....again. You're gonna be telling me next that you're not the one in the tree across the street with the binoculars...
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Post by GodoHell on Sept 18, 2012 21:53:54 GMT -5
Binoculars? No.
Ouija board? Yes.
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Post by Truck Farmer on Sept 18, 2012 22:57:10 GMT -5
Oh, now that's just plain weird. Just this morning, I was checking how long it had been since you posted. Welcome back again....again. You're gonna be telling me next that you're not the one in the tree across the street with the binoculars... Don't worry, it's only George McFly.
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