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Post by Ratso on Oct 3, 2012 16:34:24 GMT -5
I'm Crius Brockett President of Wood Channel Entertainment which brings you such fine programming as... Charles Manson Ghostbuster Dumpster Moms Lemonparty of Atlantis Bill Cosby Space Dentist and of course The Mind Of Rick Sloane. While we all love The Mind, there is no doubt that ratings have been drastically slipping and therefore we at The Wood Channel have decided not to renew The Mind Of Rick Sloane for the 2013 season. I would like to take this time now and thank the cast and crew for all their adequate work over the years and can only wish them the best in future endeavors. Now I know all you loyal wood viewers are wondering what we're gonna fill our Wednesday night slot with... and have no fear we're gonna fill it with returns of Quincy MD! Oh and if you don't get the Wood Channel we strongly suggest that you call your cable company and shout "I WANT MY WOOD!"
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Post by Crowfan on Oct 3, 2012 17:31:48 GMT -5
We're cancelled? But.....but.....but.........
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Post by Mitchell on Oct 3, 2012 19:48:54 GMT -5
We're not canceled. There is always "SyFy."
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Torgo
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Post by Torgo on Oct 3, 2012 20:07:51 GMT -5
The CW picked us up for a six episode run.
But we've been recasted by Tom Welling, Jenson Ackles, and Jennifer Lawrence. And it's a high school setting now. With zombies. Sexy teenage zombies.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Oct 3, 2012 22:20:12 GMT -5
Sometimes a cigar isn't just a cigar.
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Post by nondescript spice on Oct 4, 2012 15:52:05 GMT -5
maybe it's time to bring in a cute little precocious kid to turn things around. this here's rusty jack. but if you want him, you'll have to pay. BIG.
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Post by Crowfan on Oct 4, 2012 18:29:18 GMT -5
Can Rusty Jack say "Uranus"?
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Post by Mitchell on Oct 4, 2012 19:49:54 GMT -5
No, but he can get tossed into a trash incinerator.
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Post by nondescript spice on Oct 4, 2012 20:59:53 GMT -5
then i smell a rusty jack/honey boo boo crossover.
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Post by Mitchell on Oct 5, 2012 1:28:17 GMT -5
1718 euphemisms for sex from the 1800's 18: i smell a rusty jack/honey boo boo crossover.
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Post by Don Quixote on Oct 5, 2012 8:24:29 GMT -5
Do I have a rusty jack or a honey boo boo?
THE WORLD MUST KNOW!
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Post by Crowfan on Oct 5, 2012 15:34:27 GMT -5
I don't think the world is ready for that.
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Post by nondescript spice on Oct 5, 2012 17:08:00 GMT -5
1718 euphemisms for sex from the 1800's 18: i smell a rusty jack/honey boo boo crossover. win.
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Post by Ratso on Oct 5, 2012 20:43:50 GMT -5
Tonight On the mind of Rick Sloane Rusty Jack kills a hooker with a hammer!
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Torgo
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Post by Torgo on Oct 6, 2012 2:54:21 GMT -5
Any ideas for the series finale?
I vote that it was all a dream.
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