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Post by Don Quixote on Oct 8, 2012 22:19:26 GMT -5
You can fight it all you want, Sloane, but you know you want me.
That's right.
You know it.
You know you want me to post this picture.
And I'm going to do it.
Oh yes.
All over Sloane.
You wanted it soooo badly, didn't you?
I bet it kept you up at night.
Well, don't worry baby.
You'll get it, all right.
Just so long as you play it cool.
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Post by Don Quixote on Oct 9, 2012 0:18:39 GMT -5
Not talking, eh?
Well, good, I likes me the strong, silent type.
Oh, I do declare, I believe I am getting the vapors... if only a strong Sloane will catch me as I fall...
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Post by Crowfan on Oct 9, 2012 6:11:19 GMT -5
But is it....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................sexy?
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Post by GodoHell on Oct 9, 2012 9:04:06 GMT -5
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Post by Don Quixote on Oct 9, 2012 9:35:13 GMT -5
I'm going to pretend I didn't read any of that.
"WITH A THUNDERING OF MOOBS AND HEARTY 'HI, HO, PANCREAS', THE SLOANE RANGER IS HERE TO DEFEAT THE EVILS THAT BEFALL MANKIND!"
The Slooooooooooooooane Ranger!
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Post by Crowfan on Oct 9, 2012 15:33:02 GMT -5
Uranus.
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Post by Don Quixote on Oct 9, 2012 18:47:22 GMT -5
Somebody's cruising for a blanket party.
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Post by TheNewMads on Oct 9, 2012 19:44:52 GMT -5
me and my girlfriend (yeah, i know, believe me, no one's more surprised than I am) have been collaborating on a porno story about having hot, nasty sex with mitt romney. (hey, he used to be a male model.) for some reason i'm an easier sell on this than she is. even though i'm not gay. i'm not!
there ya go. sexier than whatever you were gonna say.
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Post by TheNewMads on Oct 9, 2012 19:45:58 GMT -5
hence i voted "commander mittens." why does 2 votes give you 66.6% of the total vote? it's supposed to be 66.7! it's creepy.
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Post by Crowfan on Oct 9, 2012 19:52:21 GMT -5
It's the End Times. I am coming.
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Post by Don Quixote on Oct 9, 2012 22:20:46 GMT -5
You know, Crowfan, you make it too easy sometimes. CHOOSE YOUR OWN QUIP:
For "You and Fred Sanford hopefully have something in common!", turn to page 48.
For "I'll be sure to get a tarp from back behind the shed. This is gonna be like Gallagher II all over again!", turn to page 56.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Oct 10, 2012 0:45:20 GMT -5
hence i voted "commander mittens." why does 2 votes give you 66.6% of the total vote? it's supposed to be 66.7! it's creepy. You don't know who Commander Mittens is, do you? You think it's Romney. You're oh, so wrong. And that's not some random meta-joke. You just haven't been here long enough. Ratso, if you please.... |
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Post by TheNewMads on Oct 10, 2012 7:15:11 GMT -5
no, no, i was around for the last commander mittens reveal. cute stiff stuff.
still, i'm promoting him to republican presidential frontrunner. i thought you'd be happy!
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Post by Crowfan on Oct 10, 2012 7:52:04 GMT -5
You know, Crowfan, you make it too easy sometimes. CHOOSE YOUR OWN QUIP: For "You and Fred Sanford hopefully have something in common!", turn to page 48. For "I'll be sure to get a tarp from back behind the shed. This is gonna be like Gallagher II all over again!", turn to page 56. I shall have to try harder. Or to drink more Heineken before posting. |
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Post by Don Quixote on Oct 10, 2012 10:43:42 GMT -5
Yeah, I'm sure that'll fix it. Guzzle a whole twenty-four pack and get back to us on that.
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