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Post by Mitchell on Nov 10, 2012 7:31:43 GMT -5
Because Mumms can't be bothered to read a thread past the first page that he didn't start, and because I love Sia and Crowfan so much, I humbly offer this, sirs, for your derision:
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Post by Crowfan on Nov 10, 2012 13:20:00 GMT -5
You know, you could have just given me the beer, or had me get the beer out of the garbage can.
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Post by siamesesin on Nov 10, 2012 15:33:15 GMT -5
Because Mumms can't be bothered to read a thread past the first page that he didn't start, and because I love Sia and Crowfan so much, I humbly offer this, sirs, for your derision:  YOU ARE A CREDIT TO YOUR COUNTRY, MR. MITCHELL. |
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Post by Mitchell on Nov 10, 2012 19:56:22 GMT -5
Yes, Sia, that WAS a Magnum rubber at the end, my sweet.
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Post by siamesesin on Nov 11, 2012 1:16:54 GMT -5
Still not big enough to hold your ego, son.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Nov 11, 2012 8:02:24 GMT -5
Sorry. Food poisoning kinda put me off my game. That's awesome. The smirk is priceless. It makes me want to smack you more than anything else you've ever done.  |
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Post by Mitchell on Nov 11, 2012 9:14:40 GMT -5
Still not big enough to hold your ego, son. Holy Crap! Does this mean RedTom was right about me?!? Sorry. Food poisoning kinda put me off my game. That's awesome. The smirk is priceless. It makes me want to smack you more than anything else you've ever done. I was very happy with how smarmy that came out. Hell, I wanted to slap me. But, there is karma. . . When I was buying the props for the video at Wal-Mart: a six-pack of Heinekin and a box of Magnums, the troll-like cashier carded me and hit on me, telling me that I "didn't look my age" and intimated that she, with her grey roots in her dyed black hair and missing I-tooth, also is a member of the Don't Look Your Age Club. I'm guessing for her, it worked in reverse. Immediately prior to this, I ran into my neighbor (the one with the Obama sign for those of you who know my neighborhood setup) who saw me with a buggy containing a six-pack, a box of condoms, and me without my wedding ring, like I was the apprentice fluffer for the world's driest porno. |
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Nov 11, 2012 11:16:44 GMT -5
Apprentice fluffer definitely needs to be your new nickname.
So...green screen in your garage? Obviously, your skills have moved beyond photoshop. This is dangerous for many of us.
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Post by Mitchell on Nov 11, 2012 13:02:14 GMT -5
AfterEffects is basically Photoshop for video. I've only used it a very small amount before, and the only video camera I have is my cell phone. I can see things in the video like where the chroma-keying knocked out too much, making me look grainy in some scenes (like where the big russian takes off his hat) and I couldn't color-correct the trashcan without it looking worse.
But those things will get better with experience. And THEN that's when it becomes "dangerous."
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Post by GodoHell on Nov 11, 2012 13:29:16 GMT -5
Nitpick it all you want, Mr. Perfectionist.
That's flapjacksing impressive.
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Post by Mitchell on Nov 16, 2012 23:40:15 GMT -5
It still bugs me. I keep editing it and reuploading it.
I think I should get an icepick and start poking at my hypothalamus or something. Just can't calm the heck down.
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Post by siamesesin on Nov 17, 2012 0:31:08 GMT -5
You could always switch to meth.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Nov 17, 2012 0:43:43 GMT -5
It still bugs me. I keep editing it and reuploading it. I think I should get an icepick and start poking at my hypothalamus or something. Just can't calm the heck down. Careful. A friend recently got hospitalized after a blood pressure spike. I'm sure it was also related to obsessive video editing for an anonymous internet fanbase of, like, 11. |
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Post by siamesesin on Nov 17, 2012 0:48:43 GMT -5
Big Stoopid?
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Post by Mitchell on Nov 17, 2012 9:46:42 GMT -5
Thank you Peter, I'll go with Siamesesin for the win. . .
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