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Post by siamesesin on Dec 18, 2012 18:24:41 GMT -5
Lots of snow everywhere!
Specifically, if you live in Wisconsin, Minnesota, Iowa, Nebraska, Illinois, Indiana, Michigan, or North Dakota, I request you STAY HOME FOR THE NEXT FIVE DAYS! If you leave I refuse to help you when your ass winds up in a ditch.
Post what your snow emergency plans are here. Keep descriptions of eating children to non-legal entrapment levels.
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Post by Crowfan on Dec 18, 2012 18:35:53 GMT -5
I find it cool I could call you in Illinois and you'd come get my ass out of a ditch.
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Post by Crowfan on Dec 18, 2012 18:36:33 GMT -5
And after Friday it won't matter anyway, cause the world is coming to an end.
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Post by Mitchell on Dec 18, 2012 19:15:20 GMT -5
I am going to drink enough beer over the next four days so when I land in Michigan on Friday I can piss the snow into Lake St. Clair.
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Post by siamesesin on Dec 18, 2012 20:49:10 GMT -5
I find it cool I could call you in Illinois and you'd come get my ass out of a ditch. Well, I wouldn't be the one showing up. I'll send an extra large, sweaty tow truck driver with the verbal skills of Andrew Dice Clay after a stroke for ya, nafworc.  |
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Post by Mitchell on Dec 18, 2012 21:43:31 GMT -5
That's what she pictures when she rubs one out via the "stranger."
You're FU[CENSORED] WELCOME!
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Dec 19, 2012 0:00:52 GMT -5
I'm in that Illinois/Indiana no-man's land...and my forecast says a "dusting." Storm, indeed.
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Post by siamesesin on Dec 19, 2012 1:30:34 GMT -5
I wouldn't feel too superior, bitchtits. They whine when there's a drop of rain or "it's too bright"-I'm not flapjacksing kidding, the lady was mad because the sun was in her eyes.
Still not as bad as Detroit, though.
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Post by TheNewMads on Dec 19, 2012 13:13:58 GMT -5
Keep descriptions of eating children to non-legal entrapment levels. I call it... The Aristocrats! |
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Post by Ratso on Dec 20, 2012 20:15:00 GMT -5
No X-mas snow for NY.
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Post by Mitchell on Dec 20, 2012 22:07:10 GMT -5
dealer got pinched, eh?
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Post by siamesesin on Dec 21, 2012 2:54:11 GMT -5
I am so tired and I hate people.
I dream of ditches filled with Wampas, lying in wait, ready for stupid Midwestern meat.
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Post by Mitchell on Dec 21, 2012 5:20:36 GMT -5
I dream of ditches filled with Wampas, lying in wait, ready for stupid Midwestern meat. I dream of boudoirs filled with Sias, lying in wait, ready for my stupid Midwestern meat. |
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Post by Crowfan on Dec 21, 2012 6:20:19 GMT -5
I dream of filling my crawlspace with stupid Midwestern meat. And for the record, an appalling lack of snow in Chicago. Lots of wind, but maybe only a half inch of snow. Just enough to dust the lawns.
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Post by GodoHell on Dec 21, 2012 10:13:14 GMT -5
How many times do we have to tell you to cut back on the Heineken?!? |
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