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Mitchell The Mads (Admin) Sir Pompous Ass I KNOW. . . Posts: 17,304	101% Male Jan 8, 2013 18:14:10 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Mitchell on Jan 8, 2013 18:14:10 GMT -5 HEL-L-L-L-L-O, LADIES!
	FRANK! Quit bogarting that toothpaste! I hate Mitchell --Phantom Engineer Mitchell. Bastard owes me money. I mean, LOOK at him! --Queen Mumms "Problems" MITCHELL--self-righteousness and a corkscrew anus --Sia

nondescript spice The Master still queen of the world we don't have to talk Posts: 31,647	101% Male Jan 8, 2013 18:23:36 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by nondescript spice on Jan 8, 2013 18:23:36 GMT -5 ....dad....?
	"your house isn't haunted. you're lonely." - ron swanson if you see someone crying, ask if it's because of their haircut.

Mitchell The Mads (Admin) Sir Pompous Ass I KNOW. . . Posts: 17,304	101% Male Jan 8, 2013 19:25:07 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Mitchell on Jan 8, 2013 19:25:07 GMT -5 Your father is H.R. Haldeman?
	FRANK! Quit bogarting that toothpaste! I hate Mitchell --Phantom Engineer Mitchell. Bastard owes me money. I mean, LOOK at him! --Queen Mumms "Problems" MITCHELL--self-righteousness and a corkscrew anus --Sia

nondescript spice The Master still queen of the world we don't have to talk Posts: 31,647	101% Male Jan 8, 2013 20:25:41 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by nondescript spice on Jan 8, 2013 20:25:41 GMT -5 i call him sir.
	"your house isn't haunted. you're lonely." - ron swanson if you see someone crying, ask if it's because of their haircut.

mummifiedstalin The Mads (Admin) Cigaro the Tepid Mummi Precious! Posts: 18,622	101% Male Jan 9, 2013 9:20:14 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by mummifiedstalin on Jan 9, 2013 9:20:14 GMT -5 Mitch, I don't think he's going to get your response to his ad. I know you just now got up the courage, but, really, those ads do expre after awhile.
	"Why: 'Cuz mummi says so." -- Change B. Goode "5. Butter a midget" -- Ratso's Amazon recommendation More Ratso: post you ass ag bags! Mitchell: I also just used "mount" correctly in a sentence.

Mitchell The Mads (Admin) Sir Pompous Ass I KNOW. . . Posts: 17,304	101% Male Jan 9, 2013 9:45:30 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Mitchell on Jan 9, 2013 9:45:30 GMT -5 Yours didn't.
	FRANK! Quit bogarting that toothpaste! I hate Mitchell --Phantom Engineer Mitchell. Bastard owes me money. I mean, LOOK at him! --Queen Mumms "Problems" MITCHELL--self-righteousness and a corkscrew anus --Sia

TheNewMads JOIKE Singled Out for JOIKE Persecution Posts: 2,487	101% Male Jan 9, 2013 13:20:21 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by TheNewMads on Jan 9, 2013 13:20:21 GMT -5 ads like that are why blogs like this exist. whywomenhatemen.blogspot.com/ (NSFW)
	and now we know: www.imdb.com/name/nm0832047/ WORK ... THE LUMPS! www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jFIh1jCiG4 ___ www.youtube.com/user/MisterRiffley

GodoHell The Mads (Admin) Hermit of Green Mountain Posts: 4	101% Male Jan 9, 2013 13:31:49 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by GodoHell on Jan 9, 2013 13:31:49 GMT -5 The last post was in 2009. She must've finally seen the light. ;D
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Don Quixote The Master Der Schei?ef?hrer GOOD TO KNOW. Posts: 31,375	101% Male Jan 9, 2013 23:06:25 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Don Quixote on Jan 9, 2013 23:06:25 GMT -5 Does hating everything humanity does make me a feminist? Because I kinda look like Andrea Dworkin...
	I'M NOT DQ, I'M MY ORIGINAL CHARACTER, BLEE Q!

mummifiedstalin The Mads (Admin) Cigaro the Tepid Mummi Precious! Posts: 18,622	101% Male Jan 10, 2013 0:37:59 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by mummifiedstalin on Jan 10, 2013 0:37:59 GMT -5 Jan 9, 2013 23:06:25 GMT -5 Don Quixote said: Does hating everything humanity does make me a feminist? Because I kinda look like Andrea Dworkin... That post is a win. It's also true, I think.
	"Why: 'Cuz mummi says so." -- Change B. Goode "5. Butter a midget" -- Ratso's Amazon recommendation More Ratso: post you ass ag bags! Mitchell: I also just used "mount" correctly in a sentence.

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Jan 9, 2013 13:20:21 GMT -5 TheNewMads said:

ads like that are why blogs like this exist.

whywomenhatemen.blogspot.com/

(NSFW)

This was worth it:

Ninety percent of sexually active single women would love an opportunity to make even the most seasoned porn star look like a listless bag of beets, yet only five percent of men can provide her the means and the brains to make her happily gnaw the bedpost into an effigy of the exact penis with which she is currently being flapjacksed.

"Why: 'Cuz mummi says so." -- Change B. Goode
"5. Butter a midget" -- Ratso's Amazon recommendation
More Ratso: post you ass ag bags!
Mitchell: I also just used "mount" correctly in a sentence.

elisirveaux Anteater Posts: 18	101% Male Jan 10, 2013 16:07:43 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by elisirveaux on Jan 10, 2013 16:07:43 GMT -5 that was a choice quote, thank you for that. I also forgot that we censor language on this site so it took me a minute to realize what "flapjacksed" meant.

Phantom Engineer The Mads (Admin) Cool Walking Smooth Talking Straight Smoking Firestoking Posts: 100,513	101% Male Jan 10, 2013 17:30:38 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Phantom Engineer on Jan 10, 2013 17:30:38 GMT -5 I don't want to know what Mitchell was looking for when he found this.
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Jan 10, 2013 16:07:43 GMT -5 elisirveaux said:

that was a choice quote, thank you for that. I also forgot that we censor language on this site so it took me a minute to realize what "flapjacksed" meant.

if the blogger ever saw that quote he'd probably regret that he didn't actually say "flapjacksed."

and now we know: www.imdb.com/name/nm0832047/

WORK ... THE LUMPS!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jFIh1jCiG4

___

www.youtube.com/user/MisterRiffley

Mitchell The Mads (Admin) Sir Pompous Ass I KNOW. . . Posts: 17,304	101% Male Jan 10, 2013 23:07:23 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Mitchell on Jan 10, 2013 23:07:23 GMT -5 Jan 10, 2013 17:30:38 GMT -5 Phantom Engineer said: I don't want to know what Mitchell was looking for when he found this. I put this image into Google Goggles and that's what it came back with:
	FRANK! Quit bogarting that toothpaste! I hate Mitchell --Phantom Engineer Mitchell. Bastard owes me money. I mean, LOOK at him! --Queen Mumms "Problems" MITCHELL--self-righteousness and a corkscrew anus --Sia

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