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Post by The Mad Plumber on Jan 27, 2013 17:52:42 GMT -5
- Does Superman's hair wave in the wind?
- If Superman flew out of Earth's gravitational pull, how would he return to it?
- Wouldn't the red sun of Krypton theoretically be a star somewhere in Earth's sky? Would that not have an impact on Superman's powers?
- If Superman can survive in the vacuum of space, does this mean that he doesn't have lungs or doesn't require oxygen?
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Post by Ratso on Jan 27, 2013 22:27:17 GMT -5
Superman is an alien from another galaxy his father sent him to this planet because he looks human. That doesn't mean he shares all our biological features/problems though.
He could have two hearts in his ass for all we know.
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Post by Don Quixote on Jan 28, 2013 7:25:59 GMT -5
He derives musculature from having sex with your mother. Whattayaknow, he's "pumping iron" right now!
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jan 28, 2013 19:14:47 GMT -5
Superman? Pfftt, more like Superjerk!
Hey, he owes me money.
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Post by siamesesin on Jan 28, 2013 21:02:53 GMT -5
Everyone owes you, Phantom. You're like the loan shark of Sloane, except you're too old to break kneecaps when they don't pay.
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Post by Mitchell on Jan 28, 2013 22:33:14 GMT -5
[/li][li]Does Superman's hair wave in the wind? [/quote] No, thanks to the Miracle of Brylcream. Oh, you didn't mean on his head. . . [/li][li]If Superman flew out of Earth's gravitational pull, how would he return to it? [/quote] The Earth is one thing, but no-one, and I mean NO-ONE escapes Louis Anderson's gravitational pull. [/li][li]Wouldn't the red sun of Krypton theoretically be a star somewhere in Earth's sky? Would that not have an impact on Superman's powers? [/quote] It's in the southern sky. That's why he never goes to New Zealand. Plus, screw New Zealand. [/li][li]If Superman can survive in the vacuum of space, does this mean that he doesn't have lungs or doesn't require oxygen?[/quote] Do you think he could put up with Margot Kidder's halitosis if he actually had to breathe? He derives musculature from having sex with your mother. Whattayaknow, he's "pumping iron" right now! [BZZZT] Don Quixote gets one demerit for making a [CENSORED] Your Mom reference
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Post by Crowfan on Jan 30, 2013 9:28:55 GMT -5
Deer antler spray.
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Post by Don Quixote on Jan 30, 2013 17:27:16 GMT -5
Mitchell can eat my scrote cheese.
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Post by Mitchell on Jan 30, 2013 18:55:03 GMT -5
I could, but of course, I shan't.
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Post by Don Quixote on Jan 30, 2013 19:19:23 GMT -5
Oh yeah? What if I hold ransom everything you hold dear?
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Post by Mitchell on Jan 30, 2013 20:09:49 GMT -5
Oh yeah? What if I hold ransom everything you hold dear? The wife is past her sell-by date, so you're not going to get much there; the dogs eat about $50 of food every other week, so you'll probably be upside down in that deal in short order; I suppose you could get a couple of bucks for the plunger, but that's about it.
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Post by Don Quixote on Jan 30, 2013 20:16:35 GMT -5
Ah, but a few months of feces piling up without your precious plunger, and you'll be mine, ALL MINE! MURAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!*
*Brought to you by MAD. MAD: Being foiled by Inspector Gadget for over thirty years!
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Post by siamesesin on Feb 5, 2013 4:06:14 GMT -5
I think Superman eats small children whole.
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Post by Mitchell on Feb 5, 2013 19:25:57 GMT -5
I think Superman eats small children whole.
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Post by Blurryeye on Feb 17, 2013 1:48:43 GMT -5
Superman is an alien from another galaxy his father sent him to this planet because he looks human. That doesn't mean he shares all our biological features/problems though. He could have two hearts in his ass for all we know. You've just given me a great excuse to stare at Superman's ass. I've wasted so much time staring at his chest.
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