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Post by Cubey on Apr 27, 2013 18:24:39 GMT -5
Semi-serious: you can't listen to Rifftrax without imaging Servo and Crow. It's disturbing when Mike says one of their real names... makes you think "my god, a real person is making these comments and not a robot?"
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Post by jkazoolien on Apr 27, 2013 20:31:00 GMT -5
You can't bowl because it makes you feel guilty.
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Post by Triple_sSs on Apr 27, 2013 20:50:49 GMT -5
You totally freak out when you can't log on to the Information Super-highway.
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Post by jkazoolien on Apr 27, 2013 21:26:43 GMT -5
You have so many questions about making out.
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Post by Triple_sSs on May 7, 2013 21:36:03 GMT -5
Every time you're running late for a movie, you run inside while shouting "MOVIE SIIIIGN!" because you're afraid you'll get an electrical shock to the hinder if you don't get into the theater soon enough.
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Post by jkazoolien on May 7, 2013 22:15:01 GMT -5
Your life's goal is to manage the Hot Fish Shop in Osseo.
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Post by Triple_sSs on May 13, 2013 0:34:08 GMT -5
You actually have a full-size replica of Crow T. Robot made of pure gold.
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Post by jkazoolien on May 13, 2013 10:45:19 GMT -5
You know way too much about Kevlar and molybdenum.
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Post by Triple_sSs on May 25, 2013 22:41:31 GMT -5
Your car license plate says things like "HIKEEBA", "BITE ME, or "IM HUGE".
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Post by jkazoolien on May 25, 2013 23:49:48 GMT -5
You lead people in a rousing cheer of "Look At My Crotch!" at pep rallies.
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Post by geminiman112 on Sept 20, 2014 14:55:23 GMT -5
You know you've watching too much MST3K when . . .
You giggle whenever anybody mentions anteaters.
You say Hi-Keeba before intentionally falling.
You have seen at least half of the episodes of MST3K (and became a fan later in the series's run or after it went off the airwaves).
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Post by jkazoolien on Jun 7, 2015 18:59:57 GMT -5
You have an elaborate conspiracy theory about how Jim Mallon has caused every bad thing that has happened in this world for the past 50 years.
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Jun 8, 2015 20:05:23 GMT -5
You go to a cemetery and start riffing the tombstones.
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Post by jkazoolien on Jun 9, 2015 11:53:22 GMT -5
You like fish.
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Post by crowschmo on Oct 28, 2020 11:33:41 GMT -5
Whenever you're in a boat you think to yourself, "As we left the clam flowage that day..."
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