Posts Against Humanity

[Mitchell]

If you don't know about "Cards Against Humanity," you should. Go look it up. I'll wait.


So this thread is going to be like that game. I'll start with a Black Card statement that needs a White Card answer. You post your White Card answer with another Black Card question.

I'm not asking you to plagiarize Cards Against Humanity, make up your own and BE HILARIOUS! Because THIS IS WHERE THE REAL HUMOR IS!


What did I bring back from Morocco?

[Mitchell]

Sixteen pounds of turnips and Bea Arthur's Wig.



The Kaiser refused to approve development of ___________, even though it would have ended the war two years ealier.

[Ijon the Asano]

Phosgene?


Sorry, I did look it up and am still not clear on the concept. As clever George Lucas asked in '72, "Could you be more . . . specific?"

[jkazoolien]

Freaking.

Ogres are attacking the bridge, use ______________________!