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Post by spackle on Jul 20, 2013 10:26:04 GMT -5
You need a rantis in your pantis.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jul 20, 2013 13:06:01 GMT -5
And I now have one. In fact I had an anthropological epiphany while shaving. It occurred to me that the hair on human heads grows without end while body hair has a length limit. In fact I can't think of any critter in the animal kingdom that has non-stop growing hair. Now anthropologists and philosophers ponder just what it is that makes us human. When did we become self-aware? What is the true nature of consciousness? I have now solved that. When early human brains evolved to a certain point our head hair began to grow which spurred on evolution to grow the brain even further so we could figure out a way to cut it. So what makes us truly human and separates us from the other animals is our ability to have barbers and hairdressers. I should get a Nobel Peace Prize for this. Or a least a gift certificate or something.
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Post by nondescript spice on Jul 20, 2013 15:26:03 GMT -5
give this man a $25 gift card to applebee's, someone!
BUT - what about the french? they're pretty hairy. especially the chicks.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jul 20, 2013 16:00:04 GMT -5
I'm talking about humans, not the French.
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Post by nondescript spice on Jul 20, 2013 18:00:14 GMT -5
le zing!
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Post by Crowfan on Jul 20, 2013 18:09:52 GMT -5
And I now have one. In fact I had an anthropological epiphany while shaving. It occurred to me that the hair on human heads grows without end while body hair has a length limit. In fact I can't think of any critter in the animal kingdom that has non-stop growing hair. Now anthropologists and philosophers ponder just what it is that makes us human. When did we become self-aware? What is the true nature of consciousness? I have now solved that. When early human brains evolved to a certain point our head hair began to grow which spurred on evolution to grow the brain even further so we could figure out a way to cut it. So what makes us truly human and separates us from the other animals is our ability to have barbers and hairdressers. I should get a Nobel Peace Prize for this. Or a least a gift certificate or something. You're deep, Ernie.
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Post by nondescript spice on Jul 22, 2013 9:25:25 GMT -5
i've been listening to sister rosetta all weekend and thought about putting this in the emporium, but i thought it would be better appreciated here.
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Post by spackle on Jul 22, 2013 10:45:43 GMT -5
She's a rocker! Interesting venue for a concert.
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Post by nondescript spice on Jul 22, 2013 15:01:20 GMT -5
i know - kinda weird. not sure what they were doing. it says it was in manchester in 1964. who knows what those wacky british were up to? but i love sister rosetta so much. she only did gospel, but she rocked like the devil.
yeah, i said it!
i heard her on blues before sunrise on npr over the weekend doing shout sister shout and wow, it's been so long since i last listened to one of her songs. too long.
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Post by nondescript spice on Aug 18, 2013 1:25:39 GMT -5
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Aug 18, 2013 9:32:44 GMT -5
That is too cool! But only if it were a Telecaster.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jan 13, 2014 18:39:23 GMT -5
I'm neglecting this thread/blog and I'm sure you all want to gear some more wild-eyed ramblings from me so I will try and work something up soon. I will not let you down although I do hope to disappoint you.
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Post by nondescript spice on Feb 16, 2014 20:27:44 GMT -5
since you're changing your avatars all willy nilly now, can this be your next one?
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Feb 16, 2014 20:33:58 GMT -5
Thanks but no.
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Post by Crowfan on Feb 17, 2014 17:32:57 GMT -5
How about a Phantom of the Opera one?
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