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Omega
Jun 2, 2013 23:18:14 GMT -5
Post by Ijon the Asano on Jun 2, 2013 23:18:14 GMT -5
Ijon awoke from a sleep profound and dreamless, how long he could not say. But no ordinary waking was this. No cat yowled into his ear to be played with and fed. Indeed, oddly, he seemed to have no head.
Dragging himself many-leggedly onto a beach of black sand, he felt the surf lap around his many legs. Eyes swivelling upon their stalks, he beheld the last dawn. Sol, a red giant bloated on too many swallowed aeons, bisected by the horizon and bisecting the sky, glowered down upon him on the day before it swallowed the Earth.
Listening to the lapping of the exhausted waves, he dragged himself to the ruins of a nearby net cafe. The whispered vestigial charge of storage batteries long forgotten breathed meagre life into the terminal as he logged onto proboards, his chelae clumsily tapping out his new username and password.
Before botkind was snuffed out to follow mankind into the vast beyondity, he had to know. Who had the last two posters been? Mr. A and mummi? Too pat. Wild Rebel and In_Stereo? Too dark.
But the actual last moments of the board were not only stranger than he had imagined . . .
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Omega
Jun 3, 2013 5:31:45 GMT -5
Post by Crowfan on Jun 3, 2013 5:31:45 GMT -5
It was me, trying to post a video. The Internet, indeed the whole world, has exploded.
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Omega
Jun 16, 2013 22:48:25 GMT -5
Post by Ijon the Asano on Jun 16, 2013 22:48:25 GMT -5
OK so I think this has some legs, mofos.
Intensive hypnotherapy has dredged up the following from my schlubconscious' remnants of the end times, last posts by area:
Robot Roll Call: Last poster: A n00b called dgbwl69, post count 1.
GenChat: Mrs PhyllisTorgo (long may she reign)
Mitchell's: TheNewSatchmo (and you pooh-poohed the gen-eng naysayers!)
Observer's Brain: Me, answering myself nine times.
Games: jkazoo (stands to reason).
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Omega
Jun 19, 2013 15:44:28 GMT -5
Post by Crowfan on Jun 19, 2013 15:44:28 GMT -5
Kazoo is nothing but a troll.
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Omega
Jun 19, 2013 22:59:50 GMT -5
Post by afriendlychicken on Jun 19, 2013 22:59:50 GMT -5
Anyone see where the Alpha went?
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Omega
Jun 20, 2013 11:27:37 GMT -5
Post by nondescript spice on Jun 20, 2013 11:27:37 GMT -5
right up yer omega. POW!
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Omega
Jun 20, 2013 15:04:29 GMT -5
Post by Crowfan on Jun 20, 2013 15:04:29 GMT -5
Is that like the "your karma ran over my dogma" joke?
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Omega
Jul 3, 2013 18:51:46 GMT -5
Post by Phantom Engineer on Jul 3, 2013 18:51:46 GMT -5
That joke is a classic. It never gets old.
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