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Post by Crowfan on Nov 25, 2013 18:23:21 GMT -5
Oh no, that's actually my nuclear reactor. You may want to see your doctor.
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Post by spackle on Nov 25, 2013 18:46:09 GMT -5
(crowfan runs the Illuminati, ya know.)
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Post by afriendlychicken on Nov 26, 2013 22:34:16 GMT -5
(Thanks. Do I have to hide now?)
COMING SOON!! The new Esoteric Chicken.*
*Now with more esoterica and less salt.
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Post by spackle on Nov 27, 2013 8:54:29 GMT -5
** Available in Lemon Pepper, Barbequeueueueue, and Jerk.
*** Jerk sauce, you see... the Chicken is never a Jerk. Except when he wants to be.
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Post by Crowfan on Nov 27, 2013 12:32:06 GMT -5
(Thanks. Do I have to hide now?) COMING SOON!! The new Esoteric Chicken.**Now with more esoterica and less salt. Good. Salt will kill you. Although I'm pretty sure somebody I know died from the esoterica.
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Post by afriendlychicken on Nov 27, 2013 17:40:16 GMT -5
** Available in Lemon Pepper, Barbequeueueueue, and Jerk. *** Jerk sauce, you see... the Chicken is never a Jerk. Except when he wants to be. I'm glad to know I'm a thoughtful jerk. Okay, we've started our efforts on improvement. First, we need to downsize and we found a problem worker... The Esoteric Chicken: Working hard for you to keep quality up!
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Post by nondescript spice on Nov 27, 2013 18:15:36 GMT -5
it's the american way. the american chicken way.
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Post by afriendlychicken on Nov 27, 2013 19:51:04 GMT -5
it's the american way. the american chicken way. That's Super Chicken's nephew. It's always nice to have family around for Thanksgiving.
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Post by nondescript spice on Nov 27, 2013 20:12:02 GMT -5
CHAWMP!
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Post by Crowfan on Nov 27, 2013 20:20:17 GMT -5
I want some KFC now.
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Post by afriendlychicken on Dec 1, 2013 18:13:39 GMT -5
As we were going through and cleaning the Esoteric Chicken warehouse we discovered we had a huge surplus of toys. So we thought we'd to do a Secret Santa thing and give them out too all of you good people out there but word got out to the man on the top. He just sent us this Top Secret company message:
I don't think he's KIDDING!
Yes, the improvements are still an ongoing process. So the New Improved Esoteric Chicken is coming soon...we promise...we hope...
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Post by spackle on Dec 1, 2013 20:49:23 GMT -5
Esoteric Chicken Labs must be doing some genetic engineering. Does new and improved mean with bigger pecs? Pre-marinated? Already shaked and baked? Hmmmm?
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Post by afriendlychicken on Dec 2, 2013 0:47:11 GMT -5
It's a secret. It's like Page 71 in 'The Brand New Monty Python Bok.' It'll never disappoint!...
...What do you mean Page 71 sucked? Oh crap, new idea...
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Post by nondescript spice on Dec 6, 2013 1:01:04 GMT -5
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Post by Crowfan on Dec 6, 2013 9:39:45 GMT -5
Esoteric Chicken Labs must be doing some genetic engineering. Does new and improved mean with bigger pecs? Pre-marinated? Already shaked and baked? Hmmmm? Esoteric Chicken Labs has been bought out by Phanco.
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