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Post by afriendlychicken on Dec 6, 2013 17:02:49 GMT -5
Never thread on the chicken. Esoteric Chicken Labs must be doing some genetic engineering. Does new and improved mean with bigger pecs? Pre-marinated? Already shaked and baked? Hmmmm? Esoteric Chicken Labs has been bought out by Phanco. No wonder the improvements stopped. And it was going so well, too. Since the firing of the Burger Meister Meister Burger things just haven't been the same.
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Post by nondescript spice on Dec 6, 2013 17:24:32 GMT -5
the worst job i ever had is when i worked the graveyard shift at kmart, putting out stock years ago. our boss was this heavyset guy with gray hair. he had to ride around in a motorized cart after he hurt his leg or ankle, and so we all started calling him burger meister meister burger, which fitted him perfectly since he was such a crab. it was kind of funny how everyone would goof off until we'd hear the hmmmmmmmmmm of his cart coming, then we'd all hide our toys. i mean, work faster.
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Post by afriendlychicken on Dec 6, 2013 20:10:35 GMT -5
Wow, a real life Burger Meister Meister Burger. At least he made the workers band together in unity of his crabbiness.
Luckily I've never had a bad boss, although one place I worked for had lousy owners. I didn't know they were Scientologist and I was actually asked by my boss to take that 'psychological test' they have that the owners wanted. When I refused I was warned that the owners were in Scientology and that if I didn't take the test or join their group they'd fire me. So I enjoyed a wonderful firing. And within a few months that place was gone and has never come back. It was the worst two working months of my life.
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Post by Crowfan on Dec 6, 2013 20:51:07 GMT -5
YOu're lucky you've never had a bad boss.
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Post by nondescript spice on Dec 9, 2013 14:54:25 GMT -5
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Post by afriendlychicken on Dec 9, 2013 17:54:22 GMT -5
So there you go. Scientific proof that chicken is the answer to all of life's problems.
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Post by Crowfan on Dec 9, 2013 17:54:43 GMT -5
The chicken thesis. You can get a degree in anything now.
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Post by afriendlychicken on Dec 21, 2013 3:38:29 GMT -5
As we head into this final weekend before Christmas The Esoteric Chicken would like to send you all Seasons Greetings:
This has been a public service announcement. If this had been an actual Christmas then...
...shh, I think I hear something on my rooftop....
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Post by Crowfan on Dec 21, 2013 8:59:19 GMT -5
That was me....I'm totally drunk on this Sam Adams Winter Lager. I always wanted to visit Hawaii again.
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Post by afriendlychicken on Dec 25, 2013 2:34:32 GMT -5
The Esoteric Chicken wishes everyone a...bah humbug? Where did this guy come from?
Every time the ghost of Christmas yet to come wins. One of these days...Muhahahahaha!!!
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Post by afriendlychicken on Feb 4, 2014 23:15:08 GMT -5
I've missed quite a bit recently. Comet Ison which burnt itself into a crisp before it could become a once-in-a-lifetime comet, a rock which became "magically delicious" in front of a Mars rover, the Chinese landing a craft on the Moon. It only took about 40 years since the last time something landed there. The Supermoon being used for last months two full moons which just goes to show you should never wear a cape at anytime. I hope Selene learned her lesson.
Wait, I don't remember what I came on here for...oh, yea, Bill Nye the Science Guy! He just had some sort of a so called debate with the head of a Creationist museum, which must be pretty empty with only 6,000 years worth of artifacts. Anyway, I was watching this Bill Nye, the Science Guy episode on YouTube and thought I'd share the joy:
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. The key words my friends, is evidence. And we all know gravity is just a theory. Damn, I knocked my pen on the floor. Oops, I knocked it down again. Damn this theory! Go back to being a hypothesis!
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Post by Crowfan on Feb 5, 2014 8:11:54 GMT -5
I didn't watch it, but I heard Bill Nye crushed it. The real problem is that even with evidence, you can't argue with some people. I have a "friend" who is VERY opinionated, and he basically just makes stuff up in his head and whatever he comes up with is the truth.
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Post by nondescript spice on Feb 5, 2014 12:36:30 GMT -5
so he's a politician, yes?
i had to write a spot for a local church that was hosting a live podcast of the debate. we said, there will be pizza! bring a friend! i wanted to add "no monkeys allowed" but i probably would have been chased and beaten by an angry mob of townsmen with torches and pitchforks.
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Post by Crowfan on Feb 5, 2014 14:42:43 GMT -5
In the south are townsfolk likely to do that?
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Post by afriendlychicken on Feb 5, 2014 17:22:33 GMT -5
I didn't watch it, but I heard Bill Nye crushed it. The real problem is that even with evidence, you can't argue with some people. I have a "friend" who is VERY opinionated, and he basically just makes stuff up in his head and whatever he comes up with is the truth. Your friend lives in the world of Looney Tunes. Whatever you thought would happen, happened. Like gravity. It was selective and only worked when you were aware of it. Tunnels could be drawn on cliffs and be a tunnel for one and paint with a very painful cliff face for another. The universe would be one nutzoid place if selective science was real, although it would be a hell of a lot of fun. so he's a politician, yes? i had to write a spot for a local church that was hosting a live podcast of the debate. we said, there will be pizza! bring a friend! i wanted to add "no monkeys allowed" but i probably would have been chased and beaten by an angry mob of townsmen with torches and pitchforks. That would have been the best joke ever! It's like writing the program for an atheist meeting and putting "the meeting will be followed by a prayer & blessing by Father Lloyd..." In the south are townsfolk likely to do that? I thought the south invented angry mobs?
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