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Post by sol-survivor on Aug 16, 2021 20:06:01 GMT -5
He did. None of them were very successful, though. Santa had Merlin develop another magic powder that works like the Cocktail of Remembrance, only it helps children remember that being good can not only get them far in life but it can also get them a lot of loot at Christmas. He seeds clouds with the powder and soon the Earth is overrun with good children. This works out well, other than the kids who are so aggressively good that even Santa can't stomach them. (This does not include Lupita, who has just enough of the dark side from her near doll theft to keep her from becoming too obnoxious) However, this is much preferable to having kids so evil they became the subject of several Twilight Zone episodes.
Did Jessica ever locate another water well?
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Dec 30, 2023 15:19:00 GMT -5
No, just....no.
Do you remember the good old days of this board?
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Post by RedTom on Dec 30, 2023 16:09:57 GMT -5
I do, and they were nice for the most part.
Is it too late to change Pluto back to a planet?
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Dec 30, 2023 17:16:51 GMT -5
Yes, Pluto would have to want to change, and it doesn't.
When you change your mind what happens to the old one?
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Post by RedTom on Dec 30, 2023 17:23:57 GMT -5
It goes into the nether.
Why is a bra singular while panties are plural?
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Dec 30, 2023 22:46:40 GMT -5
It follows the poopie, Pants Law. Above the belt singular, below the belt plural.
But if you use suspenders instead of a belt is the whole system throw into confusion?
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Post by RedTom on Dec 30, 2023 23:30:21 GMT -5
Only if you want to go swinging from a tree! Which I do.
Which movie do you prefer over the book?
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Dec 31, 2023 10:29:50 GMT -5
All of them.
What is, book?
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Post by RedTom on Dec 31, 2023 20:40:39 GMT -5
Things you throw at people with a big smile on my face.
Are you the doctor?
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jan 1, 2024 11:37:22 GMT -5
Two degrees in bee bop, a PhD in swing, I'm the master of rhythm, I'm the rock 'n roll king, if you wanna feel real nice just ask the rock 'n roll doctor's advice.
Are you feeling better now?
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Post by RedTom on Jan 1, 2024 11:58:59 GMT -5
I just did a jig and a number along with a jimmy jam and a jiggle-wiggle-wiggle and I still can't jive, you turkey!
You're not naked, are you?
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jan 1, 2024 22:58:37 GMT -5
Not now, never have been.
Have you taken leave of your senses, and if not would you consider it?
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Post by RedTom on Jan 2, 2024 8:01:46 GMT -5
Allow me to exit my head and I'll get back with you
Why is the wind?
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Post by Prime Minister Jim J. Bullock on Mar 27, 2024 17:36:44 GMT -5
Because of earth and fire.
Is it safe to jingle all the way?
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