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Post by spackle on Apr 3, 2014 18:49:53 GMT -5
Deeee-licious!
Can I have berry?
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Apr 3, 2014 18:51:02 GMT -5
Only if you have been berry good.
Will you hurt me for that bad pun?
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Post by spackle on Apr 3, 2014 18:54:08 GMT -5
Nah, I'll just wash your hair with spittoon juice.
Won't that make it all nice and gooey?
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Post by fireballil on Apr 7, 2014 4:00:20 GMT -5
Of course.
Don't you know he likes that?
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Apr 8, 2014 7:49:08 GMT -5
I didn't know.
Should I pay more attention to my advisers?
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Apr 9, 2014 19:41:45 GMT -5
As your adviser, I advise you to do so.
Why was my neck so stiff yesterday?
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Apr 10, 2014 20:33:54 GMT -5
Well the easy answer would be the predictable joke that you took a Viagra and it got stuck in your throat but luckily I won't stoop that low.
Am I a classy somabitch or what?
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Post by fireballil on Apr 11, 2014 3:54:41 GMT -5
I'll say what.
Do you chant 'WHAT?' like Stone Cold Steve Austin does?
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Apr 11, 2014 7:16:39 GMT -5
No, I have no interest in Stone Cold Steve Austin.
So, what's up with gravity?
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Post by spackle on Apr 11, 2014 8:23:59 GMT -5
You have to get down with it to know what's up with it.
If you had an antigravity helmet, would you feel light-headed?
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Apr 11, 2014 15:54:04 GMT -5
Yes, that's just physics.
But does physics explain psychos?
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Post by Crowfan on Apr 11, 2014 17:19:30 GMT -5
As a psycho, I'll say yes.
Isn't it amazing how I always know when I've been called?
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Apr 12, 2014 8:34:33 GMT -5
But I called you for happy hour and you didn't show up.
Did you get a better offer?
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Post by nondescript spice on Apr 12, 2014 22:04:18 GMT -5
yes. a half sandwich and the rest of that guy's soup. i couldn't say no.
are you hiring?
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Apr 12, 2014 22:08:47 GMT -5
Hiring, firering and then retirering.
Do you have one of those to spare?
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