Torgo
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Post by Torgo on Mar 28, 2014 12:07:34 GMT -5
We've all lived through the horrifying experiences of a Birdemic and a Sharknado seperately, but shat would happen if they both happened AT THE SAME TIME?! Which one would overcome the other? The Birdemic or the Sharknado? You decide!
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Post by Don Quixote on Mar 28, 2014 22:39:36 GMT -5
Well, you can't solve both at the same time unless you have an electric airplane that fires ozone-regenerating bombs into the Sharknado.
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Post by GodoHell on Mar 29, 2014 8:16:24 GMT -5
but shat would happen if they both happened AT THE SAME TIME?! BIRDNADO! Featuring the triumphant return of William Shatner to the silver screen! |
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Post by GodoHell on Mar 29, 2014 10:35:44 GMT -5
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Post by normalview on Mar 31, 2014 13:44:21 GMT -5
This would be potentially worse than a Joe Don Baker film festival.... but only slightly.
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Mar 31, 2014 13:52:52 GMT -5
Well, I've never seen Sharknado, but I'm pretty sure that it's the standard by which all other cinema is judged... and found wanting.
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Post by Don Quixote on Mar 31, 2014 22:31:02 GMT -5
Did you know the easiest way to disperse a tornado is to rig a crappy makeshift bomb out of explosives and a couple of fire extinguishers, and then detonate said bomb inside a tornado? Because Sharknado taught me that.
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Apr 2, 2014 21:21:25 GMT -5
Geeze, way to spoil the movie DQ. You'll be telling me that rosebuds turn into roses next.
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Post by Don Quixote on Apr 3, 2014 18:38:52 GMT -5
King Kong gets killed at the end, Affy.
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Apr 7, 2014 15:59:09 GMT -5
Pff. That's no spoiler.
Now, if you told me *what* killed King Kong... or perhaps *who*... then that'd be the mega spoiler that makes me swear off cinema forever.
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Post by Don Quixote on Apr 7, 2014 17:15:46 GMT -5
Well, 'twas SOMETHING which killed the beast, you'd better believe it.
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Post by GodoHell on Apr 7, 2014 21:40:31 GMT -5
Pff. That's no spoiler. Now, if you told me *what* killed King Kong... or perhaps *who*... then that'd be the mega spoiler that makes me swear off cinema forever. *what*--impacted anal glands *who*--A*P*E |
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