Theodore Roosevelt (but then, that's according to the Theodore Roosevelt Association, so they might be a bit biased)
Palpatine began his 108-page rebuttal to The Plinkett Review of The Phantom Menace thusly: "If you didn't like the Star Wars Prequels, than you're..." what? (Hint: This promo can be found in the "Mr. Plinkett Ads and Trailers" playlist over at RedLetterMedia's youtube page)
"When a man is prepared to die, It hurts us more to see him die, Than it does him to do it." -Crispin Hellion Glover, "Oak Mot"