Torgo's Review Thread 2.0

[Torgo]

Did you order an ass? If so, it was delivered to MST3K, Rifftrax, and Beyond in the form of The Film Crew's Hollywood After Dark!

Also, Merry (belated) Christmas! A bonus Rifftrax short pays A Visit to Santa!

[Torgo]

It took a while to prep up today's review batch, since I had to type up three entries this round. But the wait was worth it, so get ready for Attack of the Giant Leeches!

And to round out Volume 6, I reviewed Mr. B's Lost Shorts as well as providing a Volume 6 Retrospective!

Next Time: What once was lost but now is found.

[Torgo]

Here's a review I couldn't have done two years ago: Revenge of the Mysterons from Mars! Thanks to Joel Hodgson and Shout Factory for making my MST collection a little more complete!

Next Time: Faster than a speeding bullet...more powerful than a locomotive...

But First: Mike does a spooky audio commentary, I cautiously dip my toe into ICWXP, and a Rifftrax I actually reviewed back in October but somehow must review again.

[Torgo]

Remember when we were excited just to hear Mike's voice in audio commentaries? Here's one! House on Haunted Hill!

Also a bonus short, You're the Judge!

[Torgo]

And now for an entirely different group of people, the Incognito Cinema Warriors XP! Let's see if this is worth it. First up is Bride of the Gorilla, and if it's any indication this is going to be a bumpy ride.

Plus a bonus short: The Day I Died.

[Torgo]

Show me the way to go home.
I'm tired and I want to go to bed.
I had a little drink about an hour ago,
And it went straight to my head.

That's right folks, today's entry is Rifftrax's Jaws!

Plus a bonus short, so let's say hello to Norman Krasner!

[Torgo]

MST3K, Rifftrax, and Beyond puts together a special presentation of My White Goddess starring Art Crow! It's Jungle Goddess as tonight's episode!

Plus a bonus DVD review of The Turkey Day Collection!

Next Time: To riff or not to riff, that is the question...

But first: A vacation with Cinematic Titanic, the Film Crew, and an audio commentary!

[Torgo]

Let us take a vacation, kick back, and be sacrificed to rubber suited monsters, shall we? This ad sponsored by Travel Tiki Island.

You guessed it, today's entry is Cinematic Titanic's Danger on Tiki Island!

Plus bonus short double feature: Why Doesn't Cathy Eat Breakfast?/Petaluma Chicken

[Torgo]

Tonight on Biography...er, The Film Crew: KILLERS FROM SPACE!

Plus bonus short: Are You Popular? Chances are if you're reading this, the answer is no.

[Torgo]

One of my favorite comedians of today meets three of my favorite comedians of generations past. Who will win? It's Mike Nelson vs. The Three Stooges in his audio commentary for Swing Parade!

Plus a bonus short: something the Stooges could stand to learn, The Value of Teamwork

[Torgo]

Grab your torches and pitchforks because you're all wrong.
My mostly positive review of Hamlet is now up.

Plus a bonus DVD Retrospective for Volume 4!

Next Time: This review sat on a shelf for thirty years before someone dusted it off and decided to post it for a quick buck.

[Torgo]

Torgo will die in thirty minutes. But don't worry, because The Dead Talk Back!

Next Time: Here comes the bride...

[Torgo]

You are cordially invited to the wedding of Jonah Heston and Kinga Forrester. Did you bring a gift? Because maybe they won't be angry at just me for forgetting one.

The nuptuals can be relived at MST3K, Rifftrax, and Beyond via our latest review At the Earth's Core!

Next Time: I swear, I'm just watching this movie for...the articles...

[Torgo]

I feel so dirty. Unclean! UNCLEAN!

Must learn how to clean up properly before diving into this dirty movie, The Sinister Urge, now at MST3K, Rifftrax, and Beyond!

Next Time: Pfft. Who are these two new guys? They won't last.

BUT FIRST: I give ICWXP a second chance, and Rifftrax heads to the final frontier.

[Torgo]

ICWXP strikes back with Lady Frankenstein. Does it mark a turn for the better for the fan series, or should I have stopped at the previous episode? Only way to find out is to click the link!

BONUS SHORT: William: From Georgia to Harlem