Torgo's Review Thread 2.0

[Torgo]

Mike heads into the Final Frontier and finds some guy named Kevin in this Rifftrax for Star Trek V: The Final Frontier, now at MST3K, Rifftrax, and Beyond!

Bonus Short: Rediscovery: Puppets!

[Torgo]

Last time we covered Kevin's first Rifftrax, let's rewind and take a look at his first MST, Rocketship X-M. Let me be the first to say I HATE TOM SERVO'S NEW VOICE! Oh and Frank Conniff's here too, who I have no opinion on.

Next Time: To the other side of the sun...

BUT FIRST: Cinematic Titanic in "Mexico" and the Film Crew on an island.

[Torgo]

Tale of Mexican vampires by way of the Philippines, it's blackface and bloodsuckers in Blood of the Vampires, now at MST3K, Rifftrax, and Beyond!

Plus a bonus short! Let's go back to Mexico in A Boy of Mexico: Juan and His Donkey!

[Torgo]

Head into the wubulous world of Wongo for The Film Crew's finest hour! It's the Wild Women of Wongo at MST3K, Rifftrax, and Beyond!

Plus a bonus short dealing with the most vile creature to walk the earth: the customer. Basic Job Skills: Dealing with Customers!

[Torgo]

3...2...1...LIFT OFF! Hype yourself up for the upcoming Lost in Space reboot with the JUST SLIGHTLY knock-off title of STRANDED in Space! Read our latest review at MST3K, Rifftrax, and Beyond!

Next Time: What we can't have, and what it might be.

BUT FIRST: A little bit of everything. Sometimes more than one.

[Torgo]

It's the trio that needs no introduction being introduced by a trio that needs no introduction! Join Mike, Kevin, and Bill as they sit down and watch The Three Stooges in Color, four classic shorts starring the golden age comedy legends!

Plus a bonus short: The Hare and the Tortoise. Will slow and steady win the race this time?

[Torgo]

It's round 3 with ICWXP as I enter the Bloody Pit of Horror, at MST3K, Rifftrax, and Beyond!

BONUS SHORT: Why settle for a pit of horror when you can go modern with a Creeps Machine?

[Torgo]

With a title like xXx I anticipate this Rifftrax is NSFW.

Plus a BONUS SHORT:  The short without a live show - Halloween Party.

[Torgo]

It's WhoDunIt and YouDunYerSister in today's Cinematic Titanic entry, Legacy of Blood!

Succumb to Peer Pressure and also check out our latest bonus short entry too!

[Torgo]

Today I bid farewell to The Film Crew. Read my tearful (not tearful at all) goodbye in my review of Giant of Marathon, starring Steve "Hercules" Reeves!

And learn how to prevent litter by creating even more with our BONUS SHORT The Litter Monster!

[Torgo]

STEP RIGHT UP, STEP RIGHT UP! Listen to Mike Nelson's audio commentary of Carnival of Souls and win a prize!

And if you make it through, go for the grand prize by identifying the Shapes We Live With! Easy to do!

There's a sucker born every minute, here at MST3K, Rifftrax, and Beyond!

[Torgo]

It's the grand "finale" to Incognito Cinema Warriors XP's "first season." Hide your lady things girls, because there's a Werewolf in a Girl's Dormitory.

BONUS SHORT: Get invested in cubic decimeters then get no closure. It's Measure Metric Volume 2!

[Torgo]

Dear dickweeds, HOW DARE YOU RIFF THE DARK KNIGHT! WHY I OUTTA HUNT YOU DOWN AND...make you read my positive review of this Rifftrax at MST3K, Rifftrax, and Beyond!

What? Why are you looking at me like that? Why so serious?

And for even more Batman, check out our latest bonus short, Batman Takes Over, chapter 1 of the Batman and Robin serial!

[Torgo]

Keep those brains in your heads and join MST3K, Rifftrax, and Beyond for a look at Cinematic Titanic's first release, The Oozing Skull!

BONUS SHORT: After such a gross movie you may need to take a bath. Join The Clean Club!

[Torgo]

At long last a new MST review is up...and it's not a review at all. Join me as I discuss the lost episode, the KTMA version of Star Force: Fugitive Alien II at MST3K, Rifftrax, and Beyond!

Next Time: An actual episode, I swear![/url]

BUT FIRST: Mike gets hiiiiiiiiiiiiigh and ICWXP go to production hell.