Torgo's Review Thread 2.0

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Smokin' weed, smokin' wiz, doin' coke, drinkin' beers! Drinkin' beers, beers, beers! Rollin' fatties, rollin' blunts...who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts!

Celebrate Mike's commentary of Reefer Madness by lighting one up! Only applical in states where marijuana usage is legal of course. ::wink::wink::

And after forgetting how during your insane high, relearn how to read the dictionary in our BONUS SHORT We Discover the Dictionary!

Oh man...I totally forgot where the dictionary even isssssssss!

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Incognito Cinema Warriors is back with a leaner, meaner episode about...gardening. See what I think as they shake up their format as they watch the short Victory Gardens!

Plus a bonus Rifftrax Short: Bridget and Mary Jo take on a "period piece" in Naturally...a Girl!

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At last an actual MST3K review! Get some popcorn and get ready for the Pay Per View match of KTMA's Gamera vs. Gaos!

Next Time: My cheese steak!

BUT FIRST: I've been keeping to a tight three day schedule to this blog, but I'm going to delay my next entry a day for Friday. Something special is coming, and the difference will be made up in the end.

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It's that dreadful day of the year: Friday the 13th. This time around I'm celebrating with A WEEK OF FRIDAY! Six riffs of the Friday the 13th franchise starting with the original! And with this I welcome a new riffing group into the blog, Hor-RIFF-ic Productions!

Plus a BONUS SHORT! In case your house accidentally burns down on this Friday the 13th (or as Channel Awesome is during #ChangeTheChannel), learn exactly what you need to know with What If We Had a Fire?

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Two Fridays in a row? MADNESS! SHERE MADNESS! Join day 2 of A WEEK OF FRIDAY as I watch Hor-RIFF-ic's Friday the 13th Part 2!

Once done, take this BONUS SHORT for a stroll as Mr. Moto Takes a Walk!

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Day three of A WEEK OF FRIDAY is presented in 3D! So duck when the machete comes at your neck! It's Hor-RIFF-ic's Friday the 13th Part III! Now with 100% more hockey mask!

And don't forget to check out a special animated BONUS SHORT Gifts from the Air and prepare for the fleah-eating toy soldier apocalypse!

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Since this is the final Friday the 13th movie (no it's not) this will be my final review in A WEEK OF FRIDAY (no it won't)! It's another Hor-RIFF-ic Productions riff of Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter! SEE Jason battle his ultimate foe: Corey Feldman!

Also BONUS SHORT: The Final Chapter (I promise...or do I?)! It's Parade of Aquatic Champions!

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It may be A New Beginning for Friday the 13th, but it's the last Hor-RIFF-ic Productions riff in A WEEK OF FRIDAY! It's a stellar riff of Friday the 13th: A New Beginning at MST3K, Rifftrax, and Beyond!

And after getting bloody with the movie, get Clean and Neat with Harv and Marv, today's BONUS SHORT!

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On the seventh day he rested, Day Six of A WEEK OF FRIDAY concludes this marathon with an iRiff of Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan! And I cannot stress this enough, AVOID THIS ONE!

But DO watch the BONUS SHORT, Snap Out of It!

Up next I will return to my regular schedule, as I review my first Rifftrax VOD, and after that the Titans get stung!

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If the hunter becomes the hunted does the riffer become the riffed? Find out in today's Rifftrax entry, Deadly Prey at MST3K, Rifftrax, and Beyond!

Does anybody know what time it is? Learn how in our BONUS SHORT Tic Toc Time Clock!

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Oh this one is going to sting. The Cinematic Titainic troop tries to swat Roger Corman's The Wasp Woman, read the review at MST3K, Riffrax, and Beyond!

And if you're in the mood for a Bridget and Mary Jo BONUS SHORT, then Let's Talk Turkey!

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MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU! This year I celebrate (for the first time ever I might add) by going through every Star Wars Rifftrax one by one, starting with The Phantom Menace!

Also JAR JAR URGES YOU TO GET CHECKED with the latest BONUS SHORT! Know For Sure!

P.S. Thank you for bearing with me as I worked on the is Star Wars marathon. It became clear it wasn't going to work if I hadn't delayed my other reviews for a while. Hope everyone enjoys!

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MAY THE FIFTH BE WITH YOU...or something like that. I don't know how this Star Wars thing works, but happy Cinco de Mayo and enjoy my Rifftrax review of Attack of the Clones, featuring Chad Vader!

And let's help Anakin and Padme improve their communication rather than try to do so in stilted Lucas dialogue with today's BONUS SHORT David and Hazel: A Story in Communication

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Okay so the Jedi are all dead and the Pod Racer wins the universe. Star Wars is over, right? See the ultimate pre-Infinity War downer ending in today's review of Revenge of the Sith!

But first, slap your cheeks and start screaming, for you're Alone at Home, today's BONUS SHORT!

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Life Day in May? What sort of madness is this? Well, technically since it is a galaxy far, far away who knows when Life Day was, so let's celebrate today with my Rifftrax review of The Star Wars Holiday Special! You haven't lived until you've tried it!

And then celebrate Life Day by celebrating the creation of life in the most depressing way possible. See what happens when Phoebe gets pregnant in today's BONUS SHORT!