Torgo's Review Thread 2.0

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If you could help me out by just climbing in that would be great. And by climbing in I of course mean clicking on the link to our latest MST3K review, The Creeping Terror!

Next Time: Rhino's first home media blunder.

BUT FIRST: It's been a while so let's lather up for another round of ICWXP, then I present thoughts on the latest Rifftrax Live, and since I haven't learned my lesson...another marathon. This one a lot shorter though.

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V.D. is for everybody at MistakeFinder.com! I'm reviewing another round of ICWXP this time with "Where's Your Big Bad Apocalypse Now?"



Also a bonus short about making sure children don't kill each other. When Should Grown-Ups Stop Fights? When we're all out of gin! ::rimshot::

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The new Rifftrax Live of Space Mutiny may now be out of theaters, but as we wait for home video check out my review of the reriff! Was it worth all that money on Kickstarter? Was there finally a Battlestar Galactica riff?

Stay tuned this August for a review of the next show, Krull!

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"You crazy sonuvabitch, you did it!" Yes I did! This time I leech off of the tepid excitement of people saying "eh, why not?" and going to see the latest Jurassic movie and marathon riffs on all previous movies! Starting with the original Jurassic Park via Rifftrax, featuring Weird Al Yankovic!

And if you aren't feeling self conscious enough, check out the latest BONUS SHORT, Self-Conscious Guy!

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MOCKTAILS! WOO-OO! Every day they're out there riffing BAD FILMS! WOO-OO! My Jurassic Lark marathon continues with an iRiff of The Lost World: Jurassic Park.

While you're reading that, I'll have my secretary drum up a BONUS SHORT, Duties of a Secretary.

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This Rifftrax of Jurassic Park III is brought to you by "Kirby Paint and Tile Plus on Weststate!" Check out our killer satellite phone selection, each with excellent reception even in the inside of a dinosaur!

But remember our two rules, never feed the dinosaurs and always Say No to Strangers!

[Torgo]

The park is now closing and my Jurassic Lark marathon comes to and end. Let's end the fun by taking a ride with Rifftrax at Jurassic World!

And later tonight we'll throw a party with a BONUS SHORT! Bridget and Mary Jo accompany Cindy as Cindy Goes to a Party!

[Torgo]

Well, I was told to laugh at the freak, so that's exactly what I'm doing. COME LAUGH AT THE FREAK, EVERYONE! Today's episode is The Amazing Colossal Man, where there are plenty of laughs regardless of freaks anyway!

Next Time: Hitching a ride on the night train to Mundo Fine.

BUT FIRST: I'm actually shaking things up from here on out. Previously I was prioritizing MST over the others and alternating between Rifftrax and other riffing groups. I realized that this was a bit unfair to Rifftrax seeing how they're in the title of my blog (and constantly get my highest hitcounts) so I'm doing a new trinity rotation. First an MST episode, followed by a Rifftrax, then an alternating "Beyond" riff. Hopefully that will even things out.

Next Rifftrax does their take on a tale as old as time (ish), and Cinematic Titanic gets all Bruce Lee up in here.

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APES TOGETHER SEXY! Ed Wood's bizarre fetishes get translated to film as the boys at Rifftrax watch a tender love story between lady and gorilla in The Bride and the Beast

Also find out How to Keep a Job with our latest BONUS SHORT! Read it or you're fired.

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Cinematic Titanic is LIVE with a lot of "Right on!" and "HEYAAAAAAAAAAA!" in the blaxploitation/kung fu masterpiece East Meets Watts. Come see Rush Hour done much worse yet with less on-set sexual harassment.

But if you get the munchies during the film, learn all about Buying Food in today's BONUS SHORT!

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Hi-CUBA!

Coleman Francis's understated Oscar contender Red Zone Cuba is the subject of today's MST3K, Rifftrax, and Beyond entry. Come and discuss this nuanced film and treasure it's hit single Night Train to Mundo Fine, sung by the voice of the angels, John Carradine.

Next Time: Oh Canada, we stand on guard for thee!

BUT FIRST: Rifftrax gets motion sickness and Mike comments on "the worst movie ever made?"

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Everybody run for your lives! But if comes down to it, don't hesitate to sacrifice yourself and SAVE THE F***ING CAMERA AT ALL COSTS! Today's Rifftrax entry is Cloverfield which will teach you those basics.

EQUAL PAPER ROUTES FOR WOMEN! Bridget and Mary Jo watch that glass ceiling shatter in today's BONUS SHORT, Katy.

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Another review has been put together for your STUPID MINDS! STUPID, STUPID MINDS! This one is a commentary of Plan 9 from Outer Space. Can you prove it didn't happen?

But first, it's crafts time! Think of all the fun you can have with something long, round, and thick...no wait, what I mean is a cylinder! It's At Your Fingertips: Cylinders!

[Torgo]

Updates to MST3K, Rifftrax, and Beyond on hiatus while I work out some personal affairs. Hopefully I will be back on track by next month, hopefully sooner.

Stay tuned! Coming up next we will be live with a review of the fan favorite The Final Sacrifice! Thank you for the support and enjoy the site in the meantime!

[Torgo]

MST3K, Rifftrax, and Beyond will be coming out of hiatus within the next few days. Thank you for your patience.